Stories

Summary: Day Don’t-Ever-Ever-Ever-Call-Me-Daisy-Or-I’ll-Break-Your-Fingers Springs isn’t exactly a chip of Janey Weasley’s block. Instead of Hogwarts’ most notorious trickster, she’s more like Hogwarts’ most feared and esteemed ice queen. Well, that’s how she’s seen, anyway, and let’s face it; she doesn’t do much to change that image. But is she really as cruel and hard as she acts? Or is she, like every other moody teenager claims, wholly misunderstood? Well, now’s your chance to find out, in the sixth and final chapter of the Janey Weasley series. You thought it was all over? So did I, but then here it is, so have fun! After all, aren’t you just dying to find out what happens when someone is finally brave enough to do something that ... well, that might just annoy our ice queen a little bit?


Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: Book 7 Disregarded

Word count: 5975 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
08/18/08 Updated: 08/28/08


The Prank by SaraWinters
Rated: 3rd-5th Years [Reviews - 7]

Summary: Find out what happens when you mix one dark-haired Slytherin poet, a reluctant James Potter and a bored Sirius Black left too long to his own devices.

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: Sexual Situations

Word count: 4422 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
08/11/08 Updated: 08/24/08


Mr. Lovegood by tc015
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 10]

Summary: A boring day is turned into an interesting adventure when Fred and George lead their siblings in a play about their very interesting neighbor.

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 1589 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
08/02/08 Updated: 08/18/08


Out of the Darkness by Tim the Enchanter
Rated: 3rd-5th Years [Reviews - 44]

Summary: The war against Voldemort is not going well. The Ministry of Magic has fallen and the Order of the Phoenix is scattered. Harry Potter and his friends are ruthlessly hunted by Voldemort and his Death Eaters. There is no end in sight for our heroes…

BUT SUDDENLY, OUT OF THE DARKNESS, ABSURDITY INTERVENES!

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Nominated for QSQ 2008 Best Humour Story!

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: Alternate Universe, Character Death, Mild Profanity, Substance Abuse, Violence

Word count: 13978 Chapters: 4 Completed: Yes
Published:
01/07/08 Updated: 07/24/08


Summary: Fred and George Weasley get an idea for a prank from doing something they thought they would never do—their Potions homework. Follow them on their journey through pranker’s block, powdered bicorn horn, Muggle food coloring, a random fish, a suction cup, Harry with a toothpick, a very dry avocado, and much too much flour. What happens when this seemingly innocent prank turns wacky? One-shot.

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 5916 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
07/13/08 Updated: 07/21/08


Snape Speed-Dating by Bethywoo
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 87]

Summary: After losing a bet, Professor Severus Snape is forced to accompany Professor Filius Flitwick on a speed-dating event. Will he manage to survive the witless witches and the maddening MC? Or will he leaved with more than he bargained for?

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 6249 Chapters: 5 Completed: Yes
Published:
01/04/08 Updated: 07/21/08


Summary: In the dead of the night, someone steals Harry's Marauder's Map.

What happens?

Insanity, hilarity and catastrophe, of course! (This wouldn't be a humour story if it didn't, would it?)

As different people try to activate the Marauder's Map, the four infamous Marauders answer back, in their own wonderful style.

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: Alternate Universe, Book 7 Disregarded

Word count: 886 Chapters: 1 Completed: No
Published:
07/17/08 Updated: 07/20/08


Summary: The Bachelorette, the reality show that has swept the universe, has finally arrived at Hogwarts! Hermione Granger has been chosen as the contestent who will search through a herd of male contenders to find her one true love. But what will ensue on her extremely dangerous journey where Hogwarts seems to have been flipped upside down?




Our lovely commentaters, Granny and her whiney granddaughter, Darla, will critique their way through this highly anticipated reality television series and pick their favorites out of the charming, scary, simple, complex, and hilarious men who are vying to win Hermione's heart


Stay tuned...

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: Alternate Universe, Book 7 Disregarded

Word count: 521 Chapters: 1 Completed: No
Published:
07/05/08 Updated: 07/05/08


Head and Shoulders of Newt by Ruas
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 3]

Summary: Peter Pettigrew has an idea to improve Severus Snape's chances with the girls from 'nonexistent' to 'possible' and solve a long standing problem at the same time. Will it work? Marauders' Era, one shot.

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 1117 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
06/21/08 Updated: 06/22/08


Why Ravenclaw? by anath
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 11]

Summary: The Sorting Hat is confused. Gryffindor or Ravenclaw? Then, a certain Sirius Black unknowingly comes to help - the only time he would ever do something useful for the school.

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 1229 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
06/07/08 Updated: 06/08/08


Bare Bottomed Longbottom by leesmiley
Rated: 3rd-5th Years [Reviews - 22]

Summary: Oft-ridiculed Neville Longbottom jumps at a chance to fit in with his fellow Gryffindors, a chance that requires a dangerous trek through Hogwarts in the buff. WINNER OF THE 2009 QUICKSILVER QUILL AWARD FOR BEST HUMOR STORY.

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 3667 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
04/09/08 Updated: 05/01/08


Summary: What do you get when you have a slightly clumsy Lily, a mischievous Sirius, a peeved and tired Ginny, an annoying Hermione and an unwilling to intervene Harry? The Potter family ski vacation, of course!

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: Book 7 Disregarded

Word count: 2755 Chapters: 2 Completed: No
Published:
01/17/08 Updated: 04/16/08


The Other Weasley by annie
Rated: 3rd-5th Years [Reviews - 43]

Summary: Draco hadn't counted on the other Weasley. Rated for one expletive. Warning: This probably doesn't feature the pairing you're expecting :P

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: Slash

Word count: 983 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
04/15/08 Updated: 04/15/08


Jealous Love by Heather25x
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 14]

Summary: Ron and Hermione have feelings for each other, and they both know it, but neither will admit it. As Harry tries his best to simply ignore them, Ron and Hermione try their best to make the other jealous. Harry tries to put up with it, but sometimes you can't ignore these things...

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 3314 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
03/31/08 Updated: 04/07/08


Becoming a Dark Lord by FinalCow
Rated: 3rd-5th Years [Reviews - 118]

Summary: Voldemort knows it's great being the Dark Lord; it's a position he wants to keep. But even the most malevolent maniac can't stand when the forces of fashion conspire against him! A tale of organized mayhem.

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: Book 7 Disregarded, Substance Abuse

Word count: 23621 Chapters: 12 Completed: Yes
Published:
03/30/07 Updated: 04/05/08


Summary: After being hooked up with a job teaching at Hogwarts by her little sister, Muggle Chastity Fagman is the first Muggle Muggle Studies teacher Hogwarts has ever seen. But after the Headmaster slips about her strictly non-magical status, all of her students know that she can't do anything magical. What will happen in her first class?

This story contains some language not suitable for younger readers and crude humor. Maybe.

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 1184 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
03/23/08 Updated: 03/24/08


The Dark Lord's Letter by Scheherazade
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 41]

Summary: What's a Dark Lord to do when things don't go your way? Write a letter and complain to the author, of course.

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: Alternate Universe, Book 7 Disregarded

Word count: 1304 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
02/02/08 Updated: 02/20/08


Temporal Insanity by Angel of Dreams
Rated: 6th-7th Years [Reviews - 2]

Summary: Four Time-Turners. Three pieces of archaic magical literature. Two hidden traitors. One furious protagonist.


No limits.


Join Antonin Dolohov in 1742 as he fights against Aurors, bartenders, butterflies, and general anarchy in his dubiously entertaining adventure to get back to his former life.



This is a submission by the Angel of Dreams, of Ravenclaw, for the Fifth Gauntlet.

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: Violence

Word count: 9377 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
02/18/08 Updated: 02/19/08


Inbred by Sirenny
Rated: 3rd-5th Years [Reviews - 81]

Summary: It is a well known fact that all the Pureblooded families are inbred, but it is not until the issue of marriage arises that Draco realises just how out of hand the problem has truly become.

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: Alternate Universe, Book 7 Disregarded, Sexual Situations

Word count: 13856 Chapters: 6 Completed: No
Published:
09/26/07 Updated: 02/18/08


Treat or Trick? by Roommate of the Quillster
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 17]

Summary: It began as an innocent activity, and ended alone on a dark and stormy Halloween night.


At least, it was Halloween.

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 1881 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
01/23/08 Updated: 02/18/08


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