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Home Improvement by Schmerg_The_Impaler
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 62]

Summary: When Ron Weasley is promoted to a rather high rank in the Auror business, his mother congratulates him by informing him that it's high time he found a place of his own.



Ron may be quite good at his job as an Auror, but he now faces the most difficult challenge of all...



Ridiculously short one-shot that I wrote for some challenge about a year ago and never submitted. It's also my first one-shot that's not about Voldemort and the Death Eaters! Gasp!

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: Book 7 Disregarded

Word count: 1580 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
08/30/07 Updated: 09/04/07


Stupid Parties by Hansolohpfrk
Rated: 3rd-5th Years [Reviews - 53]

Summary: Stupid parties. At least, that’s what Lily Evans thought. After being kicked out of her own dorm, and having to find a suitable place to sleep, she’s fed up. Now, to make her night worse, if she wants a place to stay the night, she has to share a bed with James Potter. Oh joy.



One-shot

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: Sexual Situations, Substance Abuse

Word count: 1368 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
08/19/07 Updated: 09/01/07


Hogwarts, Meet the Marauders! by Kelsid
Rated: 3rd-5th Years [Reviews - 248]

Summary: In this sequel to Harry's Our What???, James and Lily have time-travelled to the past and finally found out the truth about who their son is. Meanwhile, in their true time-frame, the Marauders have concocted a plan to rescue James and Lily. But when they arrive in Harry's time, they realize they can't get back and must seek the aid of their older counterparts.

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 17066 Chapters: 7 Completed: No
Published:
09/16/05 Updated: 09/01/07


Dear Snivellus Snape... by Solemnly Swear
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 24]

Summary: When second-year James Potter decides to be quill-pals with Severus Snape, he at least amuses himself...

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 1229 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
08/16/07 Updated: 08/30/07


The Flying Lesson by Hypatia
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 49]

Summary: The Dark Lord pays Professor Snape a late night visit, with the intention of teaching Snape to fly.

Nominated for the 2007 Quicksilver Quills Best Humor Story!

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 1618 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
08/14/07 Updated: 08/30/07


Stubby by Hermiones_Revenge
Rated: 3rd-5th Years [Reviews - 56]

Summary: “What people don’t realize is that Sirius Black is a false name...the man people believe to be Sirius Black is actually Stubby Boardman...


Kingsley Shacklebolt is sent to question Stubby Boardman, a former pop singer who has lost his luster. A simple task? So it would seem...

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 1865 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
07/30/07 Updated: 07/30/07


Love, Luna by Marauder by Midnight
Rated: 3rd-5th Years [Reviews - 39]

Summary: Having a problem with a boyfriend? A girlfriend? Are those pesky Lubkin Snapzits bothering you? Luna Lovegood is here to help. An expert in all fields, ranging from pest control to homework help to wild emotions, Luna knows all.

Luna Lovegood, after her ordeal in Hidden, goes on to become an advice columnist of the Quibbler, using personal experience to teach desperate, helpless souls what she knows. Read problems submitted by members of MNFF and even suggest one yourself!

Chapter One - Destroyer of Pretty Girls

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 2540 Chapters: 2 Completed: No
Published:
08/02/06 Updated: 07/30/07


Miss Myrtle by Indigoenigma
Rated: 3rd-5th Years [Reviews - 42]

Summary: Moaning Myrtle has been spying on students again!
This time, it just so happens to be Sirius Black. He's alone and in the Prefects' Bathroom. Does it get any better?

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 1273 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
07/24/07 Updated: 07/25/07


Summary: Post-HBP, a lot of developments have begun to take place. While Harry is preparing himself for the big battle, You-Know-Who and his two-minded servant are too....So you have him bursting in the scene everywhere - in the wedding, in Mundungus' den, in Godric's and even in JKR's mansion...



For is a crazy universe where the real and literary worlds coexist - and the only person who hasn't read book 6 is none other than - Lord Voldemort!



Warning: severe OOCness



And what do readers say about it?



"HAHAHAHAHAHA! This is amazing! I love stories about Voldemort, and this one definitely does him justice. You have a wonderful sense of humour..."



Schmerg_the_Impaler, reknowned author of "The Dark Lord's Blog"



Chapter 3: Marital Mayhem…Part 4...The Last Leg…(the second last chapter) is waiting in line!

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: Alternate Universe

Word count: 13969 Chapters: 5 Completed: No
Published:
01/02/07 Updated: 07/20/07


The HMS Lockatrix by HeRmYgInS
Rated: 3rd-5th Years [Reviews - 15]

Summary: Bella is in St Mungo's Hospital for Magical Maladies and Injuries’s insanity ward where she meets the love of her life, Gilderoy Lockhart.



Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: Book 7 Disregarded

Word count: 1169 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
07/17/07 Updated: 07/20/07


Summary: Its a quiet sort of day in the Gryffindor common room. The Marauders decide to lighten things up with a little Truth or Dare. But, they think that's boring. They have their own version......

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 5213 Chapters: 5 Completed: Yes
Published:
01/06/07 Updated: 07/20/07


Whose Buttock Is It Anyway? by remus R us
Rated: 6th-7th Years [Reviews - 24]

Summary: The Order meeting is rife with speculation about the identity of the ‘one-buttock’ wonder, leading to some surprising disclosures. Starring Remus, Tonks and Sirius, supported ably by other Order members, risqué dialogues and bad-arse jokes.


Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 4395 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
07/11/07 Updated: 07/19/07


Switching the Witch by nickynackyneevy38
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 21]

Summary: It’s Parvati and Padma Patil’s last year at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, and their lives continue in school as normal...only they are living in each other’s shoes! After swapping places with each other at the beginning of the year, the sisters have to prove to the whole school that nothing has changed. Follow their many adventures and see what really happens when you switch a witch!

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: Alternate Universe

Word count: 6855 Chapters: 5 Completed: No
Published:
10/29/06 Updated: 07/19/07


101 Ways to Woo Hermione Granger by Katdiva
Rated: 3rd-5th Years [Reviews - 139]

Summary: Hermione Granger is pursued by a relentless Draco Malfoy. And what a Malfoy wants, a Malfoy gets!

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 2058 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
07/08/07 Updated: 07/18/07


Broom Cupboard Confessions by cto10121
Rated: 3rd-5th Years [Reviews - 67]

Summary: Harry Potter learns how his parents got together...in the most unexpected way. Can't say anymore for fear of giving too much away. A bit of AU, ( all right, I'll admit it, a lot) and the sexual situations warnings for a little bit of kissing. The rating is for sexual innuendos. R&R!!

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: Alternate Universe, Sexual Situations

Word count: 3144 Chapters: 2 Completed: Yes
Published:
06/27/07 Updated: 07/12/07


Summary: Ever wondered why Florean Fortescue was taken by the Death Eaters?

Lord Voldemort is on the quest to find the best, evilest flavour of ice cream, and he will stop at nothing to get it.

This is a very short, very silly and quite OOC little one-shot written as consolation for the fact that "E-Journal" is on hiatus. It's based on a prompt given to me by the ridiculously talented Inigoenigma.

Nominated for Best Humour fic in the Quicksilver Quills awards!

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 1504 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
06/30/07 Updated: 07/06/07


To Make Stone Blush by coppercurls
Rated: 6th-7th Years [Reviews - 81]

Summary: Past Featured StorySelina, a third year Slytherin wakes up one day to discover she is bleeding. Convinced death is imminant, there is only one person she can talk to- her Head of House, Professor Snape.

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: Sexual Situations

Word count: 1881 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
06/30/07 Updated: 07/06/07


Summary: James is going to be stuck with Lily for the entire summer...wait...isn't that supposed to be a good thing? In between all the angst and indecision, will these two EVER get together? Hmmm...maybe with a little help with a birdie named Sirius...

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 16324 Chapters: 7 Completed: No
Published:
09/05/05 Updated: 07/04/07


Summary: In this sequel to ‘Glories of the Enternet’, my other fiction about Ron finding a box that can allow you to access the internet, finding a website that we ALL know quite a bit about, he discovers things that make him tick.

He has finally started to read our best fan fiction. Venture into this story as he finally finds out what Voldemort does when he’s not terrorising Harry, how Harry came to be, and a relationship tragedy that may drastically change his mind about marrying Hermione.

Make sure that you make your text larger if you’ve been reading for too long.

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: Alternate Universe

Word count: 1254 Chapters: 1 Completed: No
Published:
06/25/07 Updated: 07/02/07


The Small Days by blueshock
Rated: 6th-7th Years [Reviews - 9]

Summary: A potion accident causes Remus, James, Sirius, Emily, and Lily to shrink.

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 978 Chapters: 1 Completed: No
Published:
06/20/07 Updated: 06/27/07


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