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Barmy With Love by FenrirG

Rated: 1st-2nd Years • 18 Reviews
Summary: Love comes in all shapes and sizes... doesn’t it?

Luna Lovegood has always believed in things that others don’t. And we’re not just talking about Crumple-horned Snorkacks and the Rotfang Conspiracy--Luna believes in things like House Elf equality and love on first sight.

As soon as he meets her, Barmy the house elf knows that she is different. She sees him as a fellow, an equal. But will she ever see him as more?

In this romantic comedy (featuring Luna Lovegood and a very original character, readers will learn a whole host of answers they've all been dying to find out. Just how weird is Luna Lovegood? Does the Crumple-horned Snorkack really exist? And, most importantly, what is with with those raddish earrings?



Chapter 2, Two Radishes and a Pear, is up!

Minding Harry by Starmom

Rated: 3rd-5th Years • 35 Reviews
Summary: James has asked Sirius to look after baby Harry for a few hours. This might not have been a good idea.

Brotherly Business by Caliente

Rated: 1st-2nd Years • 9 Reviews
Summary: Twin-centric one-shot set during Book 5, after the duo left Hogwarts. Fred is being a twit. George is tired of it. They beat on each other. And a good time is had by all. Mentions of various other Weasleys, Hogwarts students and mild references to Fred/Angelina, George/Alicia and Angelina/Roger. R&R plz!

Trees But Not Forests by Pussycat123

Rated: 1st-2nd Years • 79 Reviews
Summary: One hot summers day, all is unusually peaceful for the Marauders, as they laze about in the Grounds. Of course, they can’t possibly stand for that sort of thing, so James decides to begin a word game with his friends that ends up with Lily being kissed, Sirius running for his life, and Dumbledore remembering his youthful days ... it could only happen to the Marauders!

Now available as AudioFiction Episode #100!

Everybody Loves Janey Weasley by Pussycat123

Rated: 1st-2nd Years • 51 Reviews
Summary: Third one-shot in the Janey Weasley series.

We skip ahead to her fifth year, although this particular saga is told through the eyes of ordinary, Quidditch Captain, Hufflepuff boy, Frankie, as he realises that even though everybody loves Janey Weasley ... he might just love her a little bit more. What’s a young, Hufflepuff Quidditch Captain to do? Ask the people close to her for advice? Ask his team mates for advice? Do something bold and daring for the first time in his life? ALL of the above? I guess you’ll have to read and find out, won’t you?


Oh Baby! by Spenser Hemmingway

Rated: 1st-2nd Years • 14 Reviews
Summary: Brave, resourceful and with a great soundtrack, Harry Potter has faced countless challenges over time. Dozens of Death Eaters…bring them on. Angry ogres…nothing could be easier. Voldemort even…he was simple. Then Harry meets a real challenge. Now if he can only find the instruction manual…

Rendezvous by murgatroid

Rated: 1st-2nd Years • 22 Reviews
Summary: Hedwig and Pigwidgeon have a secret! How far will they go to keep it that way? Read to find out more...



A Short but Sweet story



Wow, i just realised that a whole section of Rendezvous has been missing ever since i first posted. This has now been fixed, so if you have already read this, please do again because the extra part is (I think) crucial. Sorry I never realised this untill now :(

Scroll down to the bottom if you dont want to reread, it is the last section of the fanfic

Preventive Medicine by SnorkackCatcher

Rated: Professors • 57 Reviews
Summary: Two students visit Madam Pomfrey with an embarrassing problem. The cure may possibly be worse than the disease.

Dear Snarky Severus by Kerichi

Rated: 6th-7th Years • 41 Reviews
Summary:

Albus Dumbledore is a man of many secrets. One of them is his secret identity as an advice columnist, the Wise Wizard. When he coerces Snape to fill in, readers discover the Sagacious Sorcerer answering their queries would be better named Snarky Severus!

 


Better Wizards than You by doubelieveinmagic23

Rated: 3rd-5th Years • 15 Reviews
Summary: Written Pre-DH


In Harry Potter and the Order of Phoenix, Moody tells Harry never to put his wand in his back pocket. Now we get to find out why he told Harry this bit of valuable info, and just what better wizard than him has lost a buttock.

Rated 3rd to 5th years just in case.


Gilderoy’s Unexpected Outing by Ginnys_twin

Rated: 1st-2nd Years • 7 Reviews
Summary: Gilderoy Lockhart is safely locked up in St. Mungo’s until he recovers from his lost memory…right? A one-shot detailing Lockhart’s one day of freedom.

The Rotfang Conspiracy by Lurid

Rated: 1st-2nd Years • 8 Reviews
Summary: For it was a jolly little Winter's night when Luna first spoke of her crazy plan to save the Ministry from dark magic and gum disease - and thus she pledged to wage a war again the Rotfang Conspiracy.

Of course, a slightly hung over Trelawney didn't anticipate being made Luna's right hand woman, but as she clutches her toothpaste tube, she hopes to what ever gods there are that she wore clean underwear that day...

Written for VV for the Turnip Story swap and full of crack!y goodness.

Interview with Dolores by iluvtosurf94

Rated: 1st-2nd Years • 22 Reviews
Summary: Nifty interview I made to our dear and beloved Dolores. Someone we will never dare forget! :D

Snow Days by Natasha Johnson

Rated: 3rd-5th Years • 22 Reviews
Summary: Ron Weasley has his eye on a special girl, and Hermione Granger is determined to find out who she is. Ron receives some very personal cards for Christmas, and the girls who sent them aren't sure if they'll survive Hermione's wrath...

As the Wizarding World Turns by Canis Contentis

Rated: 6th-7th Years • 260 Reviews
Summary: Ever wonder what the world of Harry Potter would be like as a soap opera? Me neither – until now, that is. Set in Harry’s 6th year, think of this as the parts of the Half Blood Prince that JKR didn’t want us to see. If you're into unconventional ships, this one's for you! Behold… As the Wizarding World Turns

Episode 9 is up!

*****Excerpt from a later chapter*****

"Haven’t you heard the rumors about her – one date Weasley.”

“One date what!?” Harry stared at Hermione dumfounded. He turned his head towards Ginny who once again started snogging Dean. Dean’s hands wandered to his girlfriend’s bum as she pulled the lower half of his body closer. “Hmm… makes sense,” he admitted.

“Anytime she brings up that sort of thing, I try to act like I have loads of experience too, but actually I have no idea what I’m talking about.”

“But what about you and Krum?” Harry asked, still visibly uncomfortable about their conversation.

“Oooh big deal. So we kissed a couple times. That means I must be a demon in the sack,” Hermione answered sarcastically. “Look, I was thinking…” Hermione started to blush. “I need to find someone I know to you know… practice with.”

Hair of a Dog by Starbuckx

Rated: 1st-2nd Years • 29 Reviews
Summary: When Sirius and James hex Remus with a mustache, much fun ensues, and there's revenge to be had... of course. Therapy for those who just HATE the look of MovieRemus!

HerMany Loves by Over40Potterfan

Rated: Professors • 59 Reviews
Summary: According to numerous fanfics; Hermione has been a busy girl... if you know what I mean!

The Investigations of Luna Lovegood by TopToasterGryffies

Rated: 3rd-5th Years • 25 Reviews
Summary: What do you get when your challenge is to write a mystery/humor fic that must include the following:



A Crumple-Horned Snorkack


Ron and Dumbledore as suspects


Luna sneaking into the Gryffindor common room


A detention


Luna accidentally solving the mystery




Well, you get The Investigations of Luna Lovegood. Luna has finally acquired some kind of proof to prove that the Crumple-Horned Snorkack is real...but it goes missing. Now, poor Luna must fight and put on her detective hat to...well...not really. She just stumbles across clues to help her find the missing proof. But what she does during that time, is so Luna Lovegood.





Gryffindor In-House Challenge

The Harry Potter Literary Storm by Mind_Over_Matter

Rated: 1st-2nd Years • 197 Reviews
Summary: The Harry Potter Literary Storm has caused quite the sensation around the world, JK Rowling’s magnificent series of books touching the hearts of people of all ages. But what if Harry Potter was never written by JK Rowling in the first place? What if another genius was behind it?

Many thanks to the fantastic people who nominated this story for the Quicksilver Quills: Best Humour Fiction award. I'm truly flattered.

Chapter Seven, Part Five is now up - yes, that is the final chapter!

Voldy's Deathpants by Deathpants, Mind_Over_Matter, wendelin the wierd, cmwinters, Schmerg_The_Impaler

Rated: 1st-2nd Years • 53 Reviews
Summary: The Order of the Phoenix and the Death Eaters are locked in battle over a highly important magical artifact known to most as Voldy's Deathpants, in bold letters like that. However, they go about battle in a, er, highly unusual way-- a Quidditch match!

Probably the silliest thing that's ever appeared on this site, featuring highly OOC behaviour.

Deathpants is a team of writers consisting of Mind_Over_Matter, cmwinters, wendelin the wierd, and Schmerg_The_Impaler. Our story was written in Round Robin format. This (and our deranged minds) explains its randomness. Enjoy!

The insanity of the Deathpants has gotten to the mods! This ridiculous story WON the 2008 Quicksilver Quill Award for Best Humour Story!