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Snow Days by Natasha Johnson
Rated: 3rd-5th Years [Reviews - 22]

Summary: Ron Weasley has his eye on a special girl, and Hermione Granger is determined to find out who she is. Ron receives some very personal cards for Christmas, and the girls who sent them aren't sure if they'll survive Hermione's wrath...

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: Alternate Universe

Word count: 4300 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
01/13/07 Updated: 01/15/07


Summary: Ever wonder what the world of Harry Potter would be like as a soap opera? Me neither – until now, that is. Set in Harry’s 6th year, think of this as the parts of the Half Blood Prince that JKR didn’t want us to see. If you're into unconventional ships, this one's for you! Behold… As the Wizarding World Turns

Episode 9 is up!

*****Excerpt from a later chapter*****

"Haven’t you heard the rumors about her – one date Weasley.”

“One date what!?” Harry stared at Hermione dumfounded. He turned his head towards Ginny who once again started snogging Dean. Dean’s hands wandered to his girlfriend’s bum as she pulled the lower half of his body closer. “Hmm… makes sense,” he admitted.

“Anytime she brings up that sort of thing, I try to act like I have loads of experience too, but actually I have no idea what I’m talking about.”

“But what about you and Krum?” Harry asked, still visibly uncomfortable about their conversation.

“Oooh big deal. So we kissed a couple times. That means I must be a demon in the sack,” Hermione answered sarcastically. “Look, I was thinking…” Hermione started to blush. “I need to find someone I know to you know… practice with.”

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: Alternate Universe

Word count: 21269 Chapters: 9 Completed: No
Published:
01/11/06 Updated: 01/13/07


Hair of a Dog by Starbuckx
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 29]

Summary: When Sirius and James hex Remus with a mustache, much fun ensues, and there's revenge to be had... of course. Therapy for those who just HATE the look of MovieRemus!

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 2235 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
01/11/07 Updated: 01/11/07


HerMany Loves by Over40Potterfan
Rated: Professors [Reviews - 59]

Summary: According to numerous fanfics; Hermione has been a busy girl... if you know what I mean!

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: Alternate Universe

Word count: 9853 Chapters: 7 Completed: No
Published:
07/03/05 Updated: 01/09/07


Summary: What do you get when your challenge is to write a mystery/humor fic that must include the following:



A Crumple-Horned Snorkack


Ron and Dumbledore as suspects


Luna sneaking into the Gryffindor common room


A detention


Luna accidentally solving the mystery




Well, you get The Investigations of Luna Lovegood. Luna has finally acquired some kind of proof to prove that the Crumple-Horned Snorkack is real...but it goes missing. Now, poor Luna must fight and put on her detective hat to...well...not really. She just stumbles across clues to help her find the missing proof. But what she does during that time, is so Luna Lovegood.





Gryffindor In-House Challenge

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 6118 Chapters: 5 Completed: Yes
Published:
11/14/06 Updated: 01/07/07


Summary: The Harry Potter Literary Storm has caused quite the sensation around the world, JK Rowling’s magnificent series of books touching the hearts of people of all ages. But what if Harry Potter was never written by JK Rowling in the first place? What if another genius was behind it?

Many thanks to the fantastic people who nominated this story for the Quicksilver Quills: Best Humour Fiction award. I'm truly flattered.

Chapter Seven, Part Five is now up - yes, that is the final chapter!

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: Alternate Universe

Word count: 37366 Chapters: 12 Completed: Yes
Published:
09/10/06 Updated: 01/05/07


Summary: The Order of the Phoenix and the Death Eaters are locked in battle over a highly important magical artifact known to most as Voldy's Deathpants, in bold letters like that. However, they go about battle in a, er, highly unusual way-- a Quidditch match!

Probably the silliest thing that's ever appeared on this site, featuring highly OOC behaviour.

Deathpants is a team of writers consisting of Mind_Over_Matter, cmwinters, wendelin the wierd, and Schmerg_The_Impaler. Our story was written in Round Robin format. This (and our deranged minds) explains its randomness. Enjoy!

The insanity of the Deathpants has gotten to the mods! This ridiculous story WON the 2008 Quicksilver Quill Award for Best Humour Story!

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 6640 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
01/02/07 Updated: 01/03/07


Summary: Ron has always liked Hermione, but never her cat, Crookshanks. So what happens when Ron and Crookshanks accidentally switch bodies? How will Ron react when he finds out he's a cat? What mayhem will Crookshanks cause in Ron's body?

SORRY, BUT DUE TO A REALLY BAD CASE OF WRITER'S BLOCK, THIS FIC HAS BEEN DISCONTINUED.

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: Book 7 Disregarded

Word count: 954 Chapters: 1 Completed: No
Published:
01/02/07 Updated: 01/03/07


Happy Christmas, Lord Voldemort by Starmom
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 22]

Summary: The Death Eaters have to decide what to get Lord Voldemort for Christmas. Fun ensues.

***WINNER in the 2007 Phoenix Rising 'Mistletoe & Mayhem' Competition***

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: Alternate Universe

Word count: 2434 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
12/20/06 Updated: 12/29/06


Frosted Living Rooms by alisonlynn
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 5]

Summary: Fred and George try to make a gingerbread house. I believe the title speaks for itself.

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 1373 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
12/19/06 Updated: 12/29/06


Summary: Pygmy puffs, both sides of Fred's buttocks and music. You would think that there were more important things in Harry's life.

Be amazed as Ron, Hermione and, of course, Harry attempt to write Harry's life story with a musical touch.

Warning: Involves out of tune Neville in later chapters. Disregards Deathly Hallows.

The next few chapters are now in the process of being written as I have a sudden breakthrough for a storyline. Thank you for your patience.



Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: Book 7 Disregarded

Word count: 4723 Chapters: 4 Completed: No
Published:
03/05/06 Updated: 12/29/06


A Letter of Complaints by izzyblue24
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 22]

Summary: Two Letters of Complaints, a plot change, one letter, a lot of complaints. There you have it my little one shot about what would happen if some great and all powerful fan fiction author were to make it's little charcters write a letter of complaints.

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 1516 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
12/17/06 Updated: 12/29/06


Summary: Sequel to “It Unscrews The Other Way”

Due to popular demand, our favourite imaginary Weasley is back, this time coming to the end of her first year at Hogwarts. She is now an established trouble-maker, but there is always that issue of grades vs. good times. With various relatives (well, her favourite uncles) telling her one thing, and other relatives (well, her mother) telling her another, anyone would be at a loss as what to do ...



Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: Book 7 Disregarded

Word count: 2113 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
12/17/06 Updated: 12/29/06


How Predictable! by HPwizzzard
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 127]

Summary: The Marauders are having their first Divination lesson, and they quickly realize what a waste of time it is. In order to liven things up, Siriusmakes a few predictions without the aid of tea leaves. Obviously, he's no Seer, because there's no way James and Lily will ever get married, Peter will become an evil minion, or Remus will fall for Sirius' baby cousin... right?

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 1721 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
12/11/06 Updated: 12/13/06


Harry Potter and the Mary Sue by bajab
Rated: 6th-7th Years [Reviews - 25]

Summary: Yet another Mary Sue Parody, portraying the trio in a less than flatering light and completely irreverent.

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: Alternate Universe

Word count: 3681 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
12/11/06 Updated: 12/13/06


Summary: Lord Voldemort's own slightly twisted take on the classic poem, "The Night Before Christmas." Also, a sequel to my other Christmas fic, "Tom Riddle's 12 Days of Christmas!"

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 583 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
12/09/06 Updated: 12/13/06


Mission Implausible by remus R us
Rated: 6th-7th Years [Reviews - 24]

Summary: A covert operation is launched to retrieve Voldemort from Muggledom. But what do you call an operation that involves the hormonal saviour of wizardkind, his adenoidal comic side-kick, and their thinking hat wannabe bimbette; a harmless (mostly) werewolf, his canine friend and their clumsy associate; a snivelly wizard and a known felon? Surely, Mission Implausible? A sequel to Casting Grouch.






I have not updated in a while as my PC crashed. Just wanted to tell you all, "I'll be back!"

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: Alternate Universe, Sexual Situations

Word count: 4674 Chapters: 2 Completed: No
Published:
11/01/06 Updated: 12/08/06


"It Unscrews The Other Way" by Pussycat123
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 112]

Summary: The line that probably best describes the legacy that the Weasley twins left behind after their Great Escape, during Umbridge’s brief rein at Hogwarts. Their legend lasted years afterwards ... but eventually, the only permanent physical reminder was the roped off corner of one corridor, containing a small part of swamp. The mystery of its origins is merely smiled at reminiscently by teachers, and the students can do nothing but spread rumours of how it came to be. When little Janey Weasley starts life at Hogwarts, the mystery is still unsolved. On a whim, and desperate for recognition, she writes home to her father, asking how it came to be. When Ron replies with the true story, a chain of events begins that might just be the making of the next true Hogwarts mischief legend ...

**One-Shot, Post Hogwarts** Now available as AudioFiction Episode #95!


Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: Book 7 Disregarded

Word count: 3302 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
12/07/06 Updated: 12/08/06


The Final Battle: A Sad Excuse by inhphtml
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 9]

Summary: Some would call it a sad excuse. I call it a learning experience. Harry didn't want it to end this way, but the plaque just had to stay.



Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: Character Death, Violence

Word count: 1166 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
12/06/06 Updated: 12/08/06


Homework Excuses by bajab
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 21]

Summary: Remus Lupin is sneaking out at night, and the other Marauders want to know what he is up to, so what do they do? Follow him of course. An Early Marauder's era fic


Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 2807 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
12/05/06 Updated: 12/07/06


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