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Summary: Sequel to “It Unscrews The Other Way”

Due to popular demand, our favourite imaginary Weasley is back, this time coming to the end of her first year at Hogwarts. She is now an established trouble-maker, but there is always that issue of grades vs. good times. With various relatives (well, her favourite uncles) telling her one thing, and other relatives (well, her mother) telling her another, anyone would be at a loss as what to do ...



Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: Book 7 Disregarded

Word count: 2113 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
12/17/06 Updated: 12/29/06


How Predictable! by HPwizzzard
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 126]

Summary: The Marauders are having their first Divination lesson, and they quickly realize what a waste of time it is. In order to liven things up, Siriusmakes a few predictions without the aid of tea leaves. Obviously, he's no Seer, because there's no way James and Lily will ever get married, Peter will become an evil minion, or Remus will fall for Sirius' baby cousin... right?

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 1721 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
12/11/06 Updated: 12/13/06


Harry Potter and the Mary Sue by bajab
Rated: 6th-7th Years [Reviews - 25]

Summary: Yet another Mary Sue Parody, portraying the trio in a less than flatering light and completely irreverent.

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: Alternate Universe

Word count: 3681 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
12/11/06 Updated: 12/13/06


Summary: Lord Voldemort's own slightly twisted take on the classic poem, "The Night Before Christmas." Also, a sequel to my other Christmas fic, "Tom Riddle's 12 Days of Christmas!"

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 583 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
12/09/06 Updated: 12/13/06


Mission Implausible by remus R us
Rated: 6th-7th Years [Reviews - 24]

Summary: A covert operation is launched to retrieve Voldemort from Muggledom. But what do you call an operation that involves the hormonal saviour of wizardkind, his adenoidal comic side-kick, and their thinking hat wannabe bimbette; a harmless (mostly) werewolf, his canine friend and their clumsy associate; a snivelly wizard and a known felon? Surely, Mission Implausible? A sequel to Casting Grouch.






I have not updated in a while as my PC crashed. Just wanted to tell you all, "I'll be back!"

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: Alternate Universe, Sexual Situations

Word count: 4674 Chapters: 2 Completed: No
Published:
11/01/06 Updated: 12/08/06


"It Unscrews The Other Way" by Pussycat123
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 112]

Summary: The line that probably best describes the legacy that the Weasley twins left behind after their Great Escape, during Umbridge’s brief rein at Hogwarts. Their legend lasted years afterwards ... but eventually, the only permanent physical reminder was the roped off corner of one corridor, containing a small part of swamp. The mystery of its origins is merely smiled at reminiscently by teachers, and the students can do nothing but spread rumours of how it came to be. When little Janey Weasley starts life at Hogwarts, the mystery is still unsolved. On a whim, and desperate for recognition, she writes home to her father, asking how it came to be. When Ron replies with the true story, a chain of events begins that might just be the making of the next true Hogwarts mischief legend ...

**One-Shot, Post Hogwarts** Now available as AudioFiction Episode #95!


Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: Book 7 Disregarded

Word count: 3302 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
12/07/06 Updated: 12/08/06


The Final Battle: A Sad Excuse by inhphtml
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 9]

Summary: Some would call it a sad excuse. I call it a learning experience. Harry didn't want it to end this way, but the plaque just had to stay.



Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: Character Death, Violence

Word count: 1166 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
12/06/06 Updated: 12/08/06


Homework Excuses by bajab
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 21]

Summary: Remus Lupin is sneaking out at night, and the other Marauders want to know what he is up to, so what do they do? Follow him of course. An Early Marauder's era fic


Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 2807 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
12/05/06 Updated: 12/07/06


Summary: Catastrophe strikes Chickenfeet Academy, and it’s not just the cafeteria food. Lord Revolting, murderous goldfish-flusher, needs Really Wimpy’s pet rock to conquer the world! While battling him with squirt guns and cheesy how-to guides, Henry Potty aces Hobology, preps for America’s Funniest Fairygodchildren, and tries to avoid laundering Professor Snort’s dreaded hankies, or worse, watching A History of Cabbages in Polish. All the while, the least likely character watches, coveting the pet rock for her own sneaky agenda. What part does Socks the parrot, wisecracking pet of Headmaster Bumbling Bore, play in all this? Will Revolting dare the ultimate villainy and spoil the book? Will this novel waste your entire morning? There’s only one way to know…

Unapproved, unendorsed, unofficial, and unstoppable: an award-winning parody for all the Harry Potter kids out there.

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 4247 Chapters: 1 Completed: No
Published:
12/01/06 Updated: 12/07/06


Trick or Treat by Hallie Black
Rated: 6th-7th Years [Reviews - 42]

Summary: It’s the Marauders’ first Halloween outside of school, and, persuaded by Lily’s assurances that it will be great fun, they agree to spend it ‘the Muggle Way’. But how can anything go as planned when you’re with Sirius Black and James Potter?



Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 4782 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
12/01/06 Updated: 12/07/06


Summary: For Lord Voldemort, life is going swell, and everything is juuust peachy... until a ghostly visitor arrives. EXTRAORDINARILY silly.

EDIT: For some bizarre reason that I can't fully comprehend, this story WON the "Things that Go Bump In The Night" challenge in the Winter's Tale Challenge.


Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: Character Death

Word count: 1224 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
11/28/06 Updated: 12/07/06


Sit Down Potter by Starmom
Rated: 3rd-5th Years [Reviews - 45]

Summary: We love writing stories about our favorite characters in our favorite universe. But what do those characters DO when we're taking a break, suffering from writer's block or abandon a story? A 'behind the scenes' look with a lot of cliches.


Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: Alternate Universe

Word count: 4404 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
11/27/06 Updated: 12/05/06


Why Slytherins Are Sexier by Textualsphinx
Rated: 6th-7th Years [Reviews - 17]

Summary: A discourse on sexual differences between the houses - as propounded by one Severus Snape. Will not amuse Dunderheads, naturally.

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: Alternate Universe

Word count: 5855 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
11/27/06 Updated: 12/05/06


Summary: Past Featured StoryWhat does Lord Voldemort do in his spare time? Well, that's an excellent question. Who would have known that the Dark Lord has a blog? (He also has a loyal following of readers, most of whom are Death Eaters and who post their comments.) Voldemort dispenses advice on everything from murder methods to germ protection to Power Rangers to shoes, and gives an account of the life of an evil overlord. But is he posting too much personal information online? And will Harry read it and find out more about the Dark Lord than Voldemort ever intended? Read and see.


WARNING: Extremely OOC behaviour from almost all.


RUNNER-UP in the 2007 Quicksilver Quills Awards for Best Humour fic! Also nominated like 21 times, because apparently my readers are as insane as I am!



Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 12002 Chapters: 6 Completed: Yes
Published:
09/23/06 Updated: 12/04/06


The WunderWand by bajab
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 7]

Summary: What has gotten Argus Filch more excited than a signed "Permission to whip students" form? The WunderWand - from the makers of Kwickspell.
Can Argus really do magic with this brilliant invention?


Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 2963 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
11/17/06 Updated: 11/23/06


Sweet Dream Sweets by bajab
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 32]

Summary: What have the brilliant Weasley twins, Fred and George, come up with now? To help stop Voldemort sending Harry nightmares, and to extract a little revenge while they are at it, the twins develop a new product and test it on the boy-who-needed-a-good-sleep. Post HBP oneshot.


Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 2328 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
11/12/06 Updated: 11/17/06


Summary: A look into the life of Voldy's pet snake, Nagini.

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: Alternate Universe

Word count: 7566 Chapters: 7 Completed: Yes
Published:
05/01/05 Updated: 11/05/06


Position Vacant by bajab
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 27]

Summary: Minerva has trouble finding a new DADA professor, so holds interviews for the position.

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 3764 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
11/01/06 Updated: 11/04/06


Cupid's Liquid Arrows by moonbeamfairy16
Rated: 3rd-5th Years [Reviews - 153]

Summary: What happens when Fred and George test a love potion on Harry, Ron, and Hermione? Trouble happens of course!

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: Alternate Universe

Word count: 12545 Chapters: 7 Completed: Yes
Published:
04/17/06 Updated: 11/04/06


Summary: Deciding to show Hermione how he really feels Ron buys a book. "How To Write A Love Letter", he follows it's steps to create a not-so-perfect love letter. The hard part? The final step, telling Hermione it was him who wrote it. What will she say when she realises it was him?

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 2755 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
10/31/06 Updated: 11/03/06


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