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One Weird World by Juliette
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 14]

Summary: The Weird Sisters are coming to the end of their latest European tour. They are woken up at 3 in the morning and recieve a mysterious letter. This takes place during Harry's 7th year at Hogwarts. Beware! This story contains mentions of Voldemort, stage-diving, and red sunglasses.

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 4306 Chapters: 3 Completed: No
Published:
03/12/05 Updated: 07/06/06


Summary: One night in the Marauders' fifth year...

A bit of fluff and laughs.

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 3247 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
07/02/06 Updated: 07/06/06


Summary: Everywhere people raise their glasses in a toast to Harry Potter. How many of them do the same for Hedwig? Owls can burn with jealousy too.

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 859 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
06/18/06 Updated: 06/21/06


Talking To My Head About It by HermioneG
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 44]

Summary: I didn’t do that, I didn’t do that, I didn’t do that, I didn’t do that, I didn’t do that, I didn’t! It didn’t happen. It’s never happened. I didn’t do it, I didn’t do it, I didn’t do it, I didn’t do it, I didn’t- OH, GOD, I DID! A slightly amusing one-shot about Lily Evans.

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 1290 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
06/18/06 Updated: 06/20/06


They Call Me Professor by the_evenstar
Rated: 3rd-5th Years [Reviews - 8]

Summary: So, Percy’s been sending a lot of mail the summer before his sixth year… Who’s he been writing to, and what does Hermes think about all of this?

My entry for the One-Shot Challenge – Owls.



Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 1517 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
06/17/06 Updated: 06/19/06


Summary: Just where exactly did Dumbledore go for days on end during Half-Blood Prince? Surely all that time wasn't spent just looking for Horcruxes... Though, he did mention that he occasionally stopped for drinks before searching...

This story contains two of the most unlikey drinking buddies imaginable...

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: Substance Abuse

Word count: 1782 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
06/15/06 Updated: 06/18/06


The Unexpected Gift by Accio_Brain
Rated: Professors [Reviews - 115]

Summary: It's Voldemort's birthday and Harry and Hermione have been invited to his birthday party. As the festivities commence, Voldemort makes a new friend. But things aren't always as they seem, for someone else has a plan that could make this Voldemort's worst birthday ever.

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: Sexual Situations, Slash, Substance Abuse

Word count: 1359 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
06/15/06 Updated: 06/18/06


Now Dance! by TOMROHT
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 26]

Summary: Hermione convinces Harry and Ron to go with her to the auditions for Professor Lockhart's new Drama Club. This is Harry's first foray into show biz, and he's not at all impressed.

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 983 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
06/15/06 Updated: 06/18/06


A Hare-y Little Problem by spunkymuzicnote
Rated: 3rd-5th Years [Reviews - 94]

Summary: Harry has an opportunity to view a Pensieve memory of his parents—When Lily overhears James commenting on Remus’s “furry little problem” the Marauders must do some fast talking to get themselves out of a sticky situation.

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 13378 Chapters: 2 Completed: Yes
Published:
06/09/06 Updated: 06/16/06


Summary: Frank Feeble is the mysterious and somewhat annoying Ministry employee who sends office memos to Minister for Magic, Cornelius Fudge. He asks for a meeting but a Minister has more important things to attend to.


This fic won the May Monthly Challenge #3: I Satirise Thee...


Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 2257 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
06/16/06 Updated: 06/16/06


Diary of a Mad Little Owl by lily_writes
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 11]

Summary: Is Pigwidgeon really a hyper little owl, or is he more like devious little Stewie Griffin? Find out in his diary entry, the only one ever known to be written by an owl. This is for the One-Shot Challenge - Owls, written by Lily_writes of Ravenclaw.

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 883 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
06/12/06 Updated: 06/16/06


To Lose a Letter by Just Tink
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 4]

Summary: In the beginning of Harry's fourth year, Harry has a horrible dream and wakes up with his scar burning. He sends Hedwig off with a letter to Sirius, but how does Hedwig feel about making the transatlantic flight to see Sirius Black? A tale of tropical sunshine, scandalous toucans, and a dropped letter. Written for the one-shot challenge- owls by Just Tink of Hufflepuff House.

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 1312 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
06/10/06 Updated: 06/16/06


There Ain’t No Foolin’ by pandafan81
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 18]

Summary: April Fools' Day just isn't the same with Fred and George at Hogwarts. Ron and Ginny decide to celebrate the day in their own way.

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 1612 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
06/09/06 Updated: 06/13/06


Summary: The war is over, and newlyweds Remus and Nymphadora Tonks have decided to take a well deserved holiday. Too bad for Severus Snape that he just happens to be heading in the same direction. Warning: A bit of sexual innuendo and some references to gambling. Posted prior to DH.

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 3306 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
06/08/06 Updated: 06/10/06


Mary Sue, Marauders love you! by Kerichi
Rated: 6th-7th Years [Reviews - 32]

Summary:

In the far, far away land of California, where the moon was in the seventh house, and Jupiter aligned with Mars, an Aquarian girl was called to Hogwarts, met the Marauders, and let her love steer the stars!

*Groovy prequel to Mary Sue, I love you!*

Nominated for a Quicksilver Quill for Best Humour Fiction.



Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: Mild Profanity, Sexual Situations

Word count: 6870 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
06/06/06 Updated: 06/10/06


Honour Amongst Thieves by SnorkackCatcher
Rated: 6th-7th Years [Reviews - 6]

Summary: Mundungus Fletcher helps steal the Crown Jewels, supplying 'expert assistance' in overcoming Muggle security measures without leaving a trace. Of course, with Mundungus around things don't always go smoothly ...

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 4397 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
06/05/06 Updated: 06/10/06


The Stupid Toad Woman by mugglegurl
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 34]

Summary: One-shot challenge- owls, written by the patient Hufflepuff, mugglegurl. We all know that Hedwig was attacked by Umbridge in OotP. Here's her tale of what happened. Somewhat funny, if I do say so myself.

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 1100 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
06/06/06 Updated: 06/09/06


Mistakes by Pearle
Rated: 3rd-5th Years [Reviews - 121]

Summary: St Mungo’s is a very busy place. And mistakes do happen. Try explaining that to Severus and Hermione.

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 1546 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
06/02/06 Updated: 06/04/06


Mary Sue, I love you! by Kerichi
Rated: 6th-7th Years [Reviews - 84]

Summary:

Once upon a time in the far, far, away land of California, Miranda Aramintha Rowena Ysabella Slyvia Ursula Evangelista- Mary Sue, for short- accepted an invitation to Hogwarts. As she searches for her one true love, will her soul mate be Draco? Harry? Snape? Colin? Fred and George? or...gasp...Voldemort?

Nominated for a Quicksilver Quill for Best Humour Fiction.



Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: Mild Profanity, Sexual Situations

Word count: 6895 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
06/01/06 Updated: 06/03/06


Summary: SEQUEL TO TRUTH BE TOLD. After the events of the day Hogwarts' pumpkin juice had been spiked with truth potion, Hermione vowed revenge. Many students were still under it's effects, even after it should have worn off. Hogwarts' most famous pranksters should have know better than to mess with Hermione Granger. She was about to show them that revenge is a dish best served to a Weasley.

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 3984 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
05/30/06 Updated: 06/02/06


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