Stories

Muggle Confusion by Mstar7
Rated: 3rd-5th Years [Reviews - 19]

Summary: The Marauders have a knack for finding things, but are terrible at figuring out what they are. Luckily, Gryffindor is full of informative people...

This is a collection of related one-shots about confusion over Muggle objects. An excerpt from the first chapter, A Contraceptive Controversy:

James Potter was quite brilliant, or at least he’d like to think so. He had some of the best grades in the sixth year- they would probably be the best if he did his homework regularly. The Marauder’s Map had been his idea- even if he wasn’t brilliant, the Map certainly was. He was also an animagus. An (illegal) animagus at sixteen was something brilliant indeed. So if he was so brilliant, then why was he incapable of identifying the object before him? It’s not like it was particularly complex: all it was was a little piece of rubber, really. There’s nothing complicated about that, is there? No, not at all.

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: Sexual Situations

Word count: 1910 Chapters: 1 Completed: No
Published:
09/02/09 Updated: 09/08/09


Educating Rita by KarasAunty
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 25]

Summary: Past Featured Story

One formidable Longbottom grandmother and two mischievous Weasley twins teach Rita Skeeter a very public lesson...

UK English, canon ish , humour.



Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 3971 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
09/01/09 Updated: 09/06/09


The Trials of Severus Snape by KarasAunty
Rated: 3rd-5th Years [Reviews - 17]

Summary:

PoA era: Severus Snape takes a thoughtful stroll down Diagon Alley at the start of the Christmas holidays, but it soon turns into a quite a harrowing ordeal for our favourite Potions Master... UK English. Contains some dark humour. You have been warned!

Characters: Severus Snape, Fred Weasley, George Weasley, Ginny Weasley, Molly Weasley, Percy Weasley and (very) minor OC's.



Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: Mild Profanity

Word count: 4703 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
08/29/09 Updated: 09/01/09


When Moody's Eyeball Popped Out by DragonDi
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 14]

Summary: Remus tries to make sense of a mission gone wrong by asking Sirius about it. Bad idea. Very, very bad idea.

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: Mild Profanity

Word count: 1714 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
08/22/09 Updated: 08/26/09


A Birthday Joke by the opaleye
Rated: 3rd-5th Years [Reviews - 17]

Summary: Harry and Hermione meet in secret to discuss Ron's birthday surprise. But plans formulated under the influence of Firewhisky are not always the easiest to fulfill...

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This is the opaleye of Slytherin writing for the Gift of Gab Bookbasilisk Summer Challenge.
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Yay! Second place!


Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 2054 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
08/11/09 Updated: 08/11/09


The Very Last Option by Racing Co
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 8]

Summary: In an act of sheer desperation, Albus Dumbledore attends a book signing and invites Gilderoy Lockhart, the heroic adventurer and celebrated author, to fill a final teaching position at Hogwarts.


This is Racing Co of Gryffindor submitting for the Gift of Gab challenge.

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 2158 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
08/08/09 Updated: 08/08/09


Don't Want To Know by Black-Sand
Rated: 6th-7th Years [Reviews - 11]

Summary: Severus and his girlfriend are having a… conversation when Hermione interrupts, causing the witch in the fun hot pink dress robes to hide. Warning: Snape may be OOC… or it may just be a side of him we have never seen before.

Sequel to What Luck, written on request from my fabulous, unfortunately ex-beta, Wilfen07. Only ex because of computer failure but twilightHPgirl18 and Mary-ann3112 graciously stepped in and did an amazing job.

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: Sexual Situations

Word count: 1554 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
07/26/09 Updated: 07/30/09


Summary: A potion has been created that has the ability to strip a wizard of their powers: a potion the Ministry of Magic couldn't wait to get their hands on. After the Battle of Hogwarts, lesser convicted Death Eaters are given a choice: go to Azkaban, or spend the rest of their lives as Muggles. While many people refused such a degrading option as a matter of pride, one Draco Malfoy chose the potion. Now, cast into the city of London, Draco both struggles with, and eventually enjoys his adaptation into the Muggle way of life.

But what happens when the effects of the potion turn out to be not-so permanent?



Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 11880 Chapters: 4 Completed: No
Published:
05/13/08 Updated: 07/20/09


But- I'm British! by Trivia Camlee
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 27]

Summary: A normal afternoon turns into a odd one for the Trio when a random boy shows up, a character who is convinced he is an authentic British lad. He is sadly mistaken.

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 1395 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
06/28/09 Updated: 07/03/09


Avada Crucio! by Vittoria
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 3]

Summary: Lord Voldemort is desperate to kill Harry Potter but what he doesn't know is that magic is ever-surprising. This fic follows his one-day adventure in a dragon reservation, in which circumstances lead to a twisted ending.

I am Vittoria of Ravenclaw House submitting my fic for the Third Task of the Mugglenet Triwizard Tournament.

Thanks to Viv for the awesome prompts and help and Apurva my wonderful beta!

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: Alternate Universe

Word count: 2904 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
06/14/09 Updated: 06/14/09


The Same as a Duck by OliveOil_Med
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 17]

Summary: Luna is always one for being the center of attention, and her classmates are always ones for finding ways for making her such. And when Luna waltzes into Potions class one day with a live duck tucked under her arm, Professor Snape can't help but ask for the reasoning behind it.

A Monty Python-inspired Easter story for Tim the Enchanter

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 1671 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
04/26/09 Updated: 05/07/09


Of Stilettos and Sporks by Sainyn Swiftfoot
Rated: 3rd-5th Years [Reviews - 7]

Summary: Rich, beautiful, and effective-- three words that describe Miss Zabini perfectly.

Or at least, that's what she'd tell you!

In her defence, she has planned hundreds of parties and dinners professionally, and they've all gone off without a hitch.

That is, until she had to plan that fateful Ministry dinner!

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 1060 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
04/17/09 Updated: 04/26/09


What Luck! by Black-Sand
Rated: 6th-7th Years [Reviews - 16]

Summary: This story contains an OOC Snape, a Harry with an idea and a shock!

Thank you, Wiflen 07, for betaering my story. Preguel to 'Don't Want To Know'

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: Alternate Universe, Sexual Situations

Word count: 1185 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
03/27/09 Updated: 04/12/09


A Gryffindor Tradition by Gmariam
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 22]

Summary: It’s April Fool’s Day at Hogwarts, and three generations must uphold a Gryffindor tradition.
This story was written by Gmariam of Ravenclaw for the April Fool’s Day One-Shot Challenge.

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 2496 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
03/29/09 Updated: 03/29/09


A Marauder's Cliche by KDTheRavenclaw
Rated: 3rd-5th Years [Reviews - 38]

Summary: What happens when our favorite foursome, plus Lily, Snape, and of course some impossibly perfect OCs return to Hogwarts for their 7th year? Why, absolute bucketfuls of drama, angst, tears, jealousy, unrealistic events, and cheesy, cheesy dialogue! Also staggering amounts of random insanity. You have been warned.

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: Book 7 Disregarded

Word count: 2915 Chapters: 2 Completed: No
Published:
12/30/08 Updated: 02/28/09


Voldemort hearts Chudley by voldiexx
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 21]

Summary: What do you when you're a Dark Lord who can't kill anyone? Ever since his last Avada Kedavra went so horribly wrong, Voldemort just can't bring himself to sling another one. In his long journey back to emotional health, Voldemort must battle post-traumatic stress disorder, learn about religion, and, finally, realize that love really does conquer all. Just not exactly the kind of love Dumbledore had in mind...

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: Violence

Word count: 3358 Chapters: 4 Completed: Yes
Published:
01/02/09 Updated: 02/04/09


Love at First Strike by Equinox Chick
Rated: 6th-7th Years [Reviews - 13]

Summary: When Cupid and his trainee, Godfrey, arrive at Hogwarts, their plan is to bring some love into Angelina Johnson’s life. Cupid knows exactly who she should be with. Unfortunately, when Godfrey panics the second arrow ends up in a totally different place.

This is Equinox Chick of Hufflepuff and this is my entry in the Cupid Gone Crazy challenge.

I am not JK Rowling; I doubt you're surprised by that.

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: Mild Profanity, Sexual Situations

Word count: 3231 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
02/02/09 Updated: 02/03/09


Truth Be Told by Hyacinthe
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 14]

Summary: Ever since Remus Lupin came to Hogwarts, his friends knew he had a dark secret, and in time, they found out what it was. But what did the future Marauders think Remus' secret was before then? They couldn't've guessed it the first time...

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 6249 Chapters: 2 Completed: No
Published:
01/08/09 Updated: 01/25/09


Muggle Island by Trivia Camlee
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 13]

Summary:

How many people does it take to cause a ruckus? Four: The three Dursleys, and a Ministry of Magic official. The Dursleys have no boat to get off the island in the first book, so a Magic official arrives to help them. Let the chaos, begin.

Note: language warning just to be safe- there are no real swears in here

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: Mild Profanity

Word count: 2796 Chapters: 2 Completed: Yes
Published:
11/28/08 Updated: 01/22/09


Summary:
HEY! Hey you! Psssstttt! You have to help us!

It’s Tim the Enchanter, our fanfiction writer – HE’S GONE MAD! We’re just trying to live normal lives at Hogwarts, but CRAZY things keep happening to us because he’s bored!

Please! Read our story and hear our plight! We need to bludgeon some sanity into our author – Oh no! HE’S AT HIS COMPUTER NOW!

NO! NOOO-aaahhhh! Must resist! Resist… Gibber narg turnip turnip wibble antidisestablishmentarianism blubber gibber wop wop bbluubbaaarrrggghhh!


Nominated for QSQ 2009, Best Humour.



Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: Alternate Universe, Character Death, Mild Profanity, Violence

Word count: 25021 Chapters: 9 Completed: Yes
Published:
08/31/08 Updated: 01/22/09


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