If you would excuse me. I have to go die laughing and then ressrect myself (using my mad Slytherin cunning).
Normally, I would throttle anyone who poked fun at my Draco, but you are too hilarious to be true.
This is my seventeenth time reading this, and I'm still not bored.
*Howls with laughter, falls out of sacred Fanfiction reading/writing plush beanbag*
Malfoy_Granger of Slytherin
This was hilarious. I loved the little insight into male and female puberty in the Slytherin house. Pansy's melodramatic bleating was especially humorous: "I'm bleeding! I'm hemorrhaging!" she wailed. "Help me, I'm dying!"
Really, this was just great. I could quote all my favourite lines, but everything was fantastic--especially Millicent and Pansy's scenes. Also, I loved how you juxtaposed the males versus the females, each thinking the other had it worse off. Plus, nice touch with ending the story the same way it begun (and features in almost everyone's little backdrop story): about Millicent's tits! Lol!
funniest thing ive read in a while
I can totally relate to Milicent Bulstrode. I started when I was ten, too. My friends threw a party for me, and that was not fun at all. Anyways, hilarious story!
Oh wow, I simply loved it. Good, non-OOC humours is something of a rarity, and I loved this. You portrayed their puberty really well, and it was hilarious, and just. Wow. It's going in my favourites.
wow... this was very unexpectedly amazingly hilarious! I'm torn between wanting to know what your inspiration for this was, and not!
Wow this is hilarious... I especially liked your refrence to the chamber of secrets in the boner section.
Lol! This was hilarious. I'm scard to ask where you came up with the idea. Nice job :D