My goodness! I forced myself to not laugh since I've been having a bad cough lately, an laughing only makes it worse. So I smiled. And shook my head in laughter, telling my little iPod screen, "My goodness, what was Natalie thinking? She should be a songwriter! No, a rapper!" and to answer your disclaimer: JKR might not write this, but I believe you would
Author's Response: Sorry to hear about your cold. :( BAD COLD, GO AWAY! And I am considering a career in rapping, since I sometimes record raps to amuse myself. Thanks!!
too cute!! lol
Author's Response: :)
Excuse me, I need to gain control of my airways again... XD
Oh my God, that was one of the funniest fics I've ever read! Very very clever, and now every time I read "HJ" in the books she's going to be this gangsta b1tch! Love! The look on Vernon and HJ's faces in my head reading this is absolutely hysterical! Kudos to you for a fantabulous humour-fic!
Author's Response: Hahaha! YAY! That was my mission. :D Thanks for reviewing!
UNF! That HJ is just HAWT!
Ha ha ha - you have managed to dispel the fluffy-haired old sweetie obsessed with potato peelers that seems to come to mind whenever we see Hestia Jones in the books, and replaced her with this somokin' b1tch. Mind you, my perception of Hestia had been altered a while before this rap ... no idea why.
Very funny. This is such a good idea and I've had this rap thumping through my brain now. ~Croll~
Author's Response: Thank youuuu! Yes, this particular HJ is a somokin' b1tch heeheehee.<3
LOL!!! :D :D :D :D
Oh my god, Natalie that was hilarious! I'm sorry I can't leave you a proper review, my SPEW skills seem to have flown out the window, but I wanted to comment on how absolutely amazing this was. It's hilarious, but it's clever, too, because it fits so perfectly with the song. I can just see Hestia Jones singing this to Vernon… and the look I imagine on his face is priceless!
Brilliant job with this, it definitely brightened my Monday :).
Author's Response: Slap me, Ariana, for being so slack with my responses. :/ I am super glad you liked this. I had a lot of fun writing it. Maybe I should do pro-rapping.