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Voldy's Deathpants by Deathpants, Mind_Over_Matter, wendelin the wierd, cmwinters, Schmerg_The_Impaler

Summary: The Order of the Phoenix and the Death Eaters are locked in battle over a highly important magical artifact known to most as Voldy's Deathpants, in bold letters like that. However, they go about battle in a, er, highly unusual way-- a Quidditch match!

Probably the silliest thing that's ever appeared on this site, featuring highly OOC behaviour.

Deathpants is a team of writers consisting of Mind_Over_Matter, cmwinters, wendelin the wierd, and Schmerg_The_Impaler. Our story was written in Round Robin format. This (and our deranged minds) explains its randomness. Enjoy!

The insanity of the Deathpants has gotten to the mods! This ridiculous story WON the 2008 Quicksilver Quill Award for Best Humour Story!
Ratings: 1st-2nd Years [ - ]
Category: Humor Fics
Characters: None
Canon Compliance: None
Warnings: None
Serie: None
Chapters: 1 Completed?: Yes
Wordcount: 6640 Viewcount: 3215
Published on: 01/02/07 Updated On: 01/03/07

1. Chapter 1 and Only by Deathpants [ - ] (6640 words)
We, the Deathpants do not own Harry Potter. The closest we can get to that is writing fanfiction like this. Additionally, we do not own iPods, or any of the songs/artists that were mentioned in this story, such as "I Believe I Can Fly" by R. Kelly, "Born Free" by Roger Williams, Shakira, and "We Are The Champions" by Queen.