Penname: FinalCow [Contact]
Real name: Not telling
Member Since: 03/19/07
Website:
Beta-reader:
Status: Member
Bio:
Hi! I'm the publisher of the small firm Honey Buns and Sunshine. My co-author is modem-ly challenged making me the sole propritor of this. :)

Hey! I'm not modem-ly challenged! And since when are you the sole proprietor? Hi, everyone I'm the co-author. You can call me M. Ta-ta.

Excuse me, did I ask your humble opinion? NO! Go sit at your silly sad decrepit computer and...write. Yeah. By the way, y'all call me J.

except my silly, sad, decrpit laptop NEVER EVER breaks down, where as YOU are always having to deal with your comp. acting up. So there.

I beg your pardon? My beloved computer has never, ever had problems 'acting up' If there is a problem; it's from overprotectiveness from the parental units. So ha.

Anyway, 'bout me, I mean us...I mean, oh whatever. We live in the great state of Texas. Where life is a little brighter and the grass is a little greener. And the mosquitoes are killer

About our pen name. My friend is a little hard of hearing and swore her sister was screaming "Final Cow! Final Cow!" instead of "I need a Towel!" How you get one from the other is beyond me. To comemorate her first step into senility, we named our pen name such. ;-) Why did you capitalize 'towel'?

We write; if we're not writing, we're reading; if we're not reading, we're editing. If we're not editing it's because we're waiting for the computer to boot up. It's a vicious cycle.

So far we've written a 274 page self-published book, a million short stories and this sole fanfic.

I know what you're thinking, and yes I do have a life outside of this

I just have less homework than you do.
[Report This]
Favorite Stories
 

Inbred by Sirenny
Rated: 3rd-5th Years [Reviews - 81]

Summary: It is a well known fact that all the Pureblooded families are inbred, but it is not until the issue of marriage arises that Draco realises just how out of hand the problem has truly become.

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: Alternate Universe, Book 7 Disregarded, Sexual Situations

Word count: 13856 Chapters: 6 Completed: No
Published:
09/26/07 Updated: 02/18/08


Draco, The Babysitter by mgle_teacher
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 475]

Summary: After a potion goes awry, Draco finds himself as the newly appointed babysitter of one Hermione Granger, age: 4. As if that wasn't humiliating enough, his wand is confiscated by Potter and he is forced to do everything the dreaded Muggle way.

Note to my readers: This story has been on hiatus forever due to a variety of factors. I do hope to finish it some day, but don't hold your breath. Also, this is NOT a Dramione nor will I change it to be one. Lastly, I am in the process of rewriting this story so bear with me.

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: Book 7 Disregarded

Word count: 16519 Chapters: 11 Completed: No
Published:
11/15/06 Updated: 10/22/07


The Curse Of The Lemon Drops by sitopanaki
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 121]

Summary: Hermione is slowly losing her marbles and develops an unhealthy obsession with Snape to his horror. The task of saving what is left of her sanity falls upon him of all people. What's wrong with Hermione and can he help her?

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 13624 Chapters: 9 Completed: Yes
Published:
05/03/05 Updated: 09/17/07


Regrets by woomama
Rated: 6th-7th Years [Reviews - 207]

Summary: Taking place after HBP. Professor Snape has been found to be a spy and He-who-must-not-be-named has imprisoned him in an enchanted cottage, until he can find a use for the Potions Master.

Categories: Hermione/Snape Genre: Warnings: Abuse, Sexual Situations, Violence

Word count: 44597 Chapters: 12 Completed: No
Published:
03/01/06 Updated: 08/13/07


Information
Find out everything you need to know about the site right here.


We have stories and authors in this archive.

:

RSS
Choose Theme:
SOCIAL MEDIA
     
MOST RECENT
Research and Development by Northumbrian 3rd-5th Years
The Mirrorphone, the latest advance in Wizarding communications. Now, of course...
The Weird Sisters - B-Sides and Rarities, Vol. 2 by ToBeOrNotToBeAGryffindor 1st-2nd Years
The Weird Sisters are back for an encore. Ten more tracks from your MNFF authors.
on this side of heaven by Nagini Riddle 1st-2nd Years
Ariana Dumbledore is struck by a stray curse, and she suddenly finds herself...
FEATURED
Oread, Walking by Seren
Cedric was just as odd as Hermione, because he liked to walk. Cedric/Hermione
The Effect of Gamma Rays on Two Terrifically Trapped Gryffindors. by Fenixaze 3rd-5th Years
From the "Stuck where for the weekend?" Challenge on Portkey.org ... Our two...
Drunk on Him by armagod679 Professors
For me, he was an obsession, a burning obsession, one that I could never let...
A Broken Hallelujah by epiphany212 Professors
You have always loved the chase. The pursuit of Quaffles and dragons have carried...
In the Hufflepuff Way by 1000timesingoldenink 3rd-5th Years
Did anybody really appreciate Hannah's mum?Because Mrs. Abbott was a heroine...
And Now... by Oregonian 3rd-5th Years
Moments after the death of Voldemort, Harry gazes at the corpse of the Dark...
The Weird Sisters - B-Sides and Rarities, Vol. 1 by minnabird 1st-2nd Years
Welcome back to another rousing round of rambunctious rock!However, a new act...
CATEGORIES