Penname: hestiajones [Contact]
Real name: Natalie
Member Since: 06/03/09
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Body of Work


There’s something for everyone, unless you like reading Snape romances, which I don’t write. Or Voldemort’s children. Or Snape’s children. You will, however, find two Snape/Lily and one Voldemort/Minerva poems. Other than these, I’ve written:

Completed Fics:

Alternate Universe: Going against Salazar’s Grain, Winner of 2011 QSQ for Best AU.

Dark/Angst: To Follow the Dark Lord, For I Am a Mother, Killing Meda’s Daughter, Him Alice and Me, Carousel, The Receding, Becoming Rita, On No One’s Side and Lacuna Mentis, Winner of 2011 QSQ for Best D/A.

Draco/Astoria: Because You Came, Winner of 2011 QSQ Best Canon Romance.

Femmeslash: Cut, Bleed, Susan, Hands That Fit, Desire And a Half.

Humour: I Like a Healthy Breeze Round My Privates, Bit of a Nasty Shock. Mmm. These are exactly about what you’re thinking.

Harry/Hermione: Over a Mug of Tea, Harmony. I have delusional friends whom I love.

Historical: Waiting, An Act of Love

James/Lily: Ain’t Love the Sweetest Thing, Always Come Back to You

Maleslash: In the Back of the Shack, At the End of It, Anchored, Something Strange

Marauder Era: A Tale of Six Perspectives, Wish You Were Here, Common Cold Won’t Keep Me Down, Always … But Not Who You Think

Next-Gen:
Non-pairing: Sunday Lunch with the Malfoys
Scorpius/Rose: Breaking Rules, Of Weasleys And Malfoys
Scorpius/Hugo: In the Back of the Shack, At the End of It, Anchored
Dominique/OC: Cut, Bleed
Lucy/Lorcan: Whirlwind

Post-Hogwarts: Seamus’ Break with a Banshee, Mirrors, A Splendid Fate, and The Substitute, Winner of 2011 Best Non-Canon Romance

Ted/Andromeda: Eternal Flight, Five Christmases, Soul Sister

Crack Pairings:
Ron/Mary Cattermole: The Substitute
James/Severus: Always … But Not Who You Think

Character Studies:
Rita Skeeter: Becoming Rita
Merope Gaunt: The Receding
Florean Fortescue: Florean Fortescue - An Unsung Hero
Albus Dumbledore: Going against Salazar’s Grain
Bill Weasley: Never too Late
Andrew Carlton, OC: Being Muggle with Rooney
Tom Riddle: Commencement
Mrs Zabini: Rendezvous with Mrs Zabini, Desire And a Half
Pansy Parkinson: Carousel
Molly Weasley: Knowing Who She Was, The Solitary Prewett


Poetry:

Snape/Lily: The Silver Doe, In Winter in My Head
Tom/Minerva: Spiral
Draco/Harry: Dreams Made of Green
Remus/Tonks: it might not be, but still
Hogwarts: The Battle of Hogwarts, May 2nd and The Clarion Call, Winner of 2010 QSQ Best Poetry
Lily Potter: The Gathering Storm and the Crib
Harry/Ginny: A Night of Love
Harry Potter: Memories Are Not Enough
Draco Malfoy: I Am Shame
Regulus Black: My Black Brother
Bellatrix and Narcissa: The Black Sisters
Bloody Baron/Grey Lady: Murder for Love
Hestia Jones (oh): Drive Your Car On
Draco/Hermione: The Other Woman


WIP/Abandoned:

A Marriage Made at Hogwarts: I’m afraid I won’t be continuing this. :/ I had completed it ages ago, but I lost the draft twice and I don’t have the heart or the motivation to finish it. Or delete it.
Before I Forget: A Maleslash featuring Regulus/Rabastan. I will definitely complete it next year.
One Day in the Life of: A Next-Gen fic featuring all the - well - Next-Gen kids. This too will be finished in the coming year.


Upcoming Fics:

As of now, I’m severely blocked. D: However, I am working on the following projects and both will be posted before 31st January of next year:

Songs, Lovers and Everything in Between: A string of post-Hogwarts romances featuring rarepairs.

Bill Weasley and the Temple of Lsulaph: An Alternate Universe as well as Parallel Universe crack!fic-cum-adventure featuring the most dashing Weasley to grace your consciousness along with twelve daredevil and powerful sisters. Together, they must defeat the evil sorcerer/non-Egyptian pharaoh Lsulaph, who has taken over the Incaff sisters’ kingdom.


UPDATE: If you're looking for Fireworks Inside, here's a link: http://clickysmut.livejournal.com/2930.html

That’s pretty much it. Hope you enjoy the stay!
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Stories by hestiajones

Four Secrets by hestiajones
Rated: 6th-7th Years [Reviews - 2]

Summary: In a world where Peter does not hero-worship James, James’s life foreshadows Harry’s, Remus hides his Patronus for love, and Sirius is raised by a loving family, how differently would their lives turn out?



This story is dedicated to my dogs, since it came to me while I was ridding them of ticks.

On a less serious note, I also want to dedicate it to my Marauder Era goddesses--Gmariam/Gingin and Equinox Chick/Croll. Croll deserves all the beta reader awards in the planet for her valuable tips.

Categories: Dark/Angsty Fics Genre: Warnings: Abuse, Alternate Universe, Character Death, Mental Disorders, Pottermore Spoilers, Self Injury, Sexual Situations, Strong Profanity, Substance Abuse, Violence

Word count: 32012 Chapters: 5 Completed: No
Published:
07/05/14 Updated: 07/26/14


Red Squirrel/Sun Rises by hestiajones
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 3]

Summary:

+ He wouldn't celebrate his birthday, but his son had other ideas. +

This was written for The Random Song Title Challenge at Poetry Anyone (at the boards - check it out!). It got first place :)

DISCLAIMER: I do not own Harry Potter, and the title of this fic is taken from Fleet Foxes' Red Squirrel/Sun Rises - they have nothing else in common.

Categories: Poetry Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 244 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
09/27/13 Updated: 09/27/13


Summary:

Six wizards, three witches and a mysterious poet.

Five days.

This summer, Greengrass Estate is about to witness some Austen-sized chaos.




Disclaimer: This story is inspired by William Shakespeare’s Much Ado about Nothing, but you don’t need to be familiar with the play -- everyone’s invited! This is also my 100th story on the archives, my biggest fanfic till date, and it might just end up being my own darling swansong. I hope that if you click on it, you’ll enjoy it.

Categories: Various Pairings Genre: Warnings: Mild Profanity, Sexual Situations, Strong Profanity, Substance Abuse

Word count: 14876 Chapters: 4 Completed: No
Published:
07/18/13 Updated: 08/07/13


When the School Burnt by hestiajones
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 1]

Summary: Past Featured StoryHow does Minerva see herself?

Written for the Poetry Swap at Poetry Anyone. My recipient was the glorious Minna.

Categories: Poetry Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 193 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
07/01/13 Updated: 07/01/13


When You Think of Umbridge by hestiajones
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 1]

Summary: Past Featured StoryHow Umbridge sees herself and wants to be seen - a speculation in prose poem form.

Winner of this year's Anniversary Challenge at Poetry, Anyone?

This one has real text.

This is the most pretentious summary I've ever written O.,O

The nose-bleeding smiley should downplay the pretentiousness a little.



Categories: Poetry Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 272 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
04/09/13 Updated: 04/09/13


Summary: Harry, Ron and Hermione are on a trip in America. Or are they? It's April Fools' Day, and they might just be the victim of one cosmic prank pulled by a red-headed man and a ghost.

For my flist, and for you.

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: Substance Abuse

Word count: 1062 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
03/31/13 Updated: 03/31/13


Summary: “Welcome,” said the woman with the wild pink hair, “to your first Magical Cookery class at Hogwarts.”

Teddy Lupin has signed up for the mysterious new teacher's cooking classes. But soon, he finds out this woman is no stranger to his life.

This fic is a birthday present for the absolutely awe-mazing Equinox Chick/Croll.

Categories: Post-Hogwarts Genre: Warnings: Mild Profanity, Substance Abuse

Word count: 14448 Chapters: 8 Completed: Yes
Published:
03/20/13 Updated: 03/20/13


The Soul Thief by hestiajones
Rated: Professors [Reviews - 16]

Summary:

We consider each other, two shattered entities unexpectedly brought together, their homes within easy reach yet far removed. “Hello,” I say. The gesture is almost comical. I just greeted myself.

“How was it?” she asks. Her chest falls and rises visibly, rapidly. I stare at it. It’s my heart there, pounding.

My answer is a single, inadequate word.

*

This is hestiajones of Hufflepuff writing for the 2013 Great Hall Cotillion at the beta forums. My chosen pairing is Dominique Weasley/Maude Barthes (OC).

I'd like to thank Jess for gently nudging me to write for this challenge, Croll for her never-ending support, and the SBBCers for their valuable input in the discussions. This plot bunny wouldn't have been possible without some of the debates and theories we've been focussing on in February. Thanks also to Pooja for being the most helpful doctor-in-making, and for being my mosquito-swatting soulmate.



Categories: Dark/Angsty Fics Genre: Warnings: Abuse, Character Death, Mental Disorders, Self Injury, Strong Profanity, Substance Abuse, Suicide, Violence

Word count: 15640 Chapters: 7 Completed: Yes
Published:
02/21/13 Updated: 02/24/13


Set Your Spirit Free by hestiajones
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 3]

Summary: A desperate housewife. A forward female knight. Spice Girls. Petunia Dursley's thirty-eighth birthday is about to get interesting.

This is hestiajones of Hufflepuff writing for the 2013 Great Hall Cotillion. My chosen pairing is Petunia Dursley/Hestia Jones. Yes. Tuney and Me.

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 4003 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
02/22/13 Updated: 02/22/13


Unbreakable by hestiajones
Rated: 6th-7th Years [Reviews - 5]

Summary:

Time has a habit of changing our lives, our thoughts, our priorities; the things that were important to us then are often not what are important to us now. We’re remoulded and reshaped, our malleable selves determined by new desires, new goals, new feelings to be passionate about. That’s what makes us human.

I am Hermione Granger. I’m twenty-two years old. I have a new reason to live, and it’s Ginny Weasley.

Hermione Granger has been asked to investigate Pansy Parkinson’s successful and suspicious escort company. But when she joins Glamour Escort Services under a false identity, she’s forced to make decisions she never expected to.



Categories: Femmeslash Genre: Warnings: Alternate Universe, Character Death, Dubious Consent, Sexual Situations, Substance Abuse

Word count: 17468 Chapters: 5 Completed: Yes
Published:
10/28/12 Updated: 02/15/13


Summary: Past Featured Story

Slide on in and kick off your shoes. Celestina’s Songbook is back! Here are the hits of the summer season, brought to you by the authors of MNFF.



Categories: Poetry Genre: Warnings: Mild Profanity, Sexual Situations

Word count: 4289 Chapters: 13 Completed: Yes
Published:
11/13/12 Updated: 11/14/12


Winters by hestiajones
Rated: 3rd-5th Years [Reviews - 5]

Summary: Past Featured StoryA series of vignettes taken from Sirius' mind when he is in Azkaban, and the threads that hold them together.

Expanded from a drabble written for an SBBC Challenge.

Categories: Dark/Angsty Fics Genre: Warnings: Mental Disorders, Self Injury, Strong Profanity

Word count: 1273 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
09/04/12 Updated: 09/04/12


The Absent Guests by hestiajones
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 4]

Summary: On May 4th, 2012, Petunia Dursley found herself hanging.

This is a prose-poem written for the Who Arted? challenge at Poetry Anyone (?). It is based on a sketch done by welshdevondragon/Alex.

Categories: Poetry Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 409 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
07/18/12 Updated: 07/18/12


A Dark Congregation by hestiajones
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 3]

Summary: For the Death Eaters.

Written for Random Song Title Challenge at Poetry Anyone (?). This poem shares the title of The Hush Sound song, and only the title.

Categories: Poetry Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 119 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
07/18/12 Updated: 07/18/12


The Winter of 1539-1540 by hestiajones
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 2]

Summary: Past Featured StoryImmortality comes with a quiet price.

Written for Random Song Title Challenge at Poetry Anyone (?). This poem shares the title of the Helios song, and only the title.

Categories: Poetry Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 154 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
07/18/12 Updated: 07/18/12


A Pair of Thick, Woollen Socks by hestiajones
Rated: 3rd-5th Years [Reviews - 8]

Summary: "What do you see when you look in the Mirror?" Harry asked him.

This is hestiajones of Hufflepuff House writing for the Rosmerta's Mini-Gauntlet at TTB. These words are not my own - they are J.K.Rowling's property - but they are from my heart flown :3

Categories: General Fics Genre: Warnings: Character Death

Word count: 2688 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
05/13/12 Updated: 05/13/12


New Girl's Trouble by hestiajones
Rated: 3rd-5th Years [Reviews - 7]

Summary: It's over between Harry and Ginny. So who's the new girl? Is she the one or is she danger?

Disclaimer: I am not J.K.Rowling

Categories: Other Pairing Genre: Warnings: Sexual Situations

Word count: 1079 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
05/07/12 Updated: 05/07/12


Missing Moppet by hestiajones
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 3]

Summary: What does Marvolo Gaunt find when he returns home?

Categories: Poetry Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 106 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
05/03/12 Updated: 05/03/12


Don't You Remember by hestiajones
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 3]

Summary: Neville Longbottom. Fourteen years old. Trying to remember what it was like.

This poem was written for the Random Song Title Challenge at Poetry Anyone (?) The title is taken from Adele's Don't You Remember, but the poem has nothing else to do with the song.

Categories: Poetry Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 131 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
04/26/12 Updated: 04/26/12


Today Will Be Better, I Swear! by hestiajones
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 4]

Summary: 'I'm going to miss you, Mr Ollivander,' said Luna, approaching the old man.

'And I you, my dear,' said Ollivander, patting her on the shoulder. 'You were an inexpressible comfort to me in that terrible place.'*



This is my attempt to write the story behind this exchange. Originally written for the Random Song Title Challenge at Poetry Anyone (?). The title belongs to Stars, but the poem has nothing else to do with the song.

*Quoted from Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, pp 414, Bloomsbury, 2007.

Categories: Poetry Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 307 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
04/18/12 Updated: 04/18/12


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