Penname: hestiajones [Contact]
Real name: Natalie
Member Since: 06/03/09
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Body of Work


There’s something for everyone, unless you like reading Snape romances, which I don’t write. Or Voldemort’s children. Or Snape’s children. You will, however, find two Snape/Lily and one Voldemort/Minerva poems. Other than these, I’ve written:

Completed Fics:

Alternate Universe: Going against Salazar’s Grain, Winner of 2011 QSQ for Best AU.

Dark/Angst: To Follow the Dark Lord, For I Am a Mother, Killing Meda’s Daughter, Him Alice and Me, Carousel, The Receding, Becoming Rita, On No One’s Side and Lacuna Mentis, Winner of 2011 QSQ for Best D/A.

Draco/Astoria: Because You Came, Winner of 2011 QSQ Best Canon Romance.

Femmeslash: Cut, Bleed, Susan, Hands That Fit, Desire And a Half.

Humour: I Like a Healthy Breeze Round My Privates, Bit of a Nasty Shock. Mmm. These are exactly about what you’re thinking.

Harry/Hermione: Over a Mug of Tea, Harmony. I have delusional friends whom I love.

Historical: Waiting, An Act of Love

James/Lily: Ain’t Love the Sweetest Thing, Always Come Back to You

Maleslash: In the Back of the Shack, At the End of It, Anchored, Something Strange

Marauder Era: A Tale of Six Perspectives, Wish You Were Here, Common Cold Won’t Keep Me Down, Always … But Not Who You Think

Next-Gen:
Non-pairing: Sunday Lunch with the Malfoys
Scorpius/Rose: Breaking Rules, Of Weasleys And Malfoys
Scorpius/Hugo: In the Back of the Shack, At the End of It, Anchored
Dominique/OC: Cut, Bleed
Lucy/Lorcan: Whirlwind

Post-Hogwarts: Seamus’ Break with a Banshee, Mirrors, A Splendid Fate, and The Substitute, Winner of 2011 Best Non-Canon Romance

Ted/Andromeda: Eternal Flight, Five Christmases, Soul Sister

Crack Pairings:
Ron/Mary Cattermole: The Substitute
James/Severus: Always … But Not Who You Think

Character Studies:
Rita Skeeter: Becoming Rita
Merope Gaunt: The Receding
Florean Fortescue: Florean Fortescue - An Unsung Hero
Albus Dumbledore: Going against Salazar’s Grain
Bill Weasley: Never too Late
Andrew Carlton, OC: Being Muggle with Rooney
Tom Riddle: Commencement
Mrs Zabini: Rendezvous with Mrs Zabini, Desire And a Half
Pansy Parkinson: Carousel
Molly Weasley: Knowing Who She Was, The Solitary Prewett


Poetry:

Snape/Lily: The Silver Doe, In Winter in My Head
Tom/Minerva: Spiral
Draco/Harry: Dreams Made of Green
Remus/Tonks: it might not be, but still
Hogwarts: The Battle of Hogwarts, May 2nd and The Clarion Call, Winner of 2010 QSQ Best Poetry
Lily Potter: The Gathering Storm and the Crib
Harry/Ginny: A Night of Love
Harry Potter: Memories Are Not Enough
Draco Malfoy: I Am Shame
Regulus Black: My Black Brother
Bellatrix and Narcissa: The Black Sisters
Bloody Baron/Grey Lady: Murder for Love
Hestia Jones (oh): Drive Your Car On
Draco/Hermione: The Other Woman


WIP/Abandoned:

A Marriage Made at Hogwarts: I’m afraid I won’t be continuing this. :/ I had completed it ages ago, but I lost the draft twice and I don’t have the heart or the motivation to finish it. Or delete it.
Before I Forget: A Maleslash featuring Regulus/Rabastan. I will definitely complete it next year.
One Day in the Life of: A Next-Gen fic featuring all the - well - Next-Gen kids. This too will be finished in the coming year.


Upcoming Fics:

As of now, I’m severely blocked. D: However, I am working on the following projects and both will be posted before 31st January of next year:

Songs, Lovers and Everything in Between: A string of post-Hogwarts romances featuring rarepairs.

Bill Weasley and the Temple of Lsulaph: An Alternate Universe as well as Parallel Universe crack!fic-cum-adventure featuring the most dashing Weasley to grace your consciousness along with twelve daredevil and powerful sisters. Together, they must defeat the evil sorcerer/non-Egyptian pharaoh Lsulaph, who has taken over the Incaff sisters’ kingdom.


UPDATE: If you're looking for Fireworks Inside, here's a link: http://clickysmut.livejournal.com/2930.html

That’s pretty much it. Hope you enjoy the stay!
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Stories by hestiajones

The Flowering by hestiajones
Rated: 6th-7th Years [Reviews - 6]

Summary: On his way out, when she makes the mistake of glancing up, he looks at her directly and grins. She immediately returns to her parchment. Stupid, stupid Cissy.

After a while, she’s forgotten him.

He hasn’t forgotten her.

Pretty, pretty Narcissa, he thinks with a smile.

This is hestiajones'... lol. Yes, this is another entry for the GH Cotillion. Please blame Kara/Karaley Dargen, whom I love. I am not J.K.Rowling.

Categories: Other Pairing Genre: Warnings: Character Death, Sexual Situations

Word count: 2203 Chapters: 2 Completed: No
Published:
02/29/12 Updated: 04/16/12


Sirius Black by hestiajones
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 7]

Summary:

An attempt to answer the question "Who is Sirius Black?"

Written for the Iain Sharp Challenge at Poetry Anyone(?).

Categories: Poetry Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 178 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
04/15/12 Updated: 04/15/12


2 Trees by hestiajones
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 3]

Summary: Past Featured Story

Yew and Holly rise to meet,

Crimson fruits and evergreen.

Written for the Random Song Title challenge at Poetry Anyone (?). 2 Trees is a song by Foals, and it has nothing to do with the poem apart from the title. I am not J.K.Rowling.

Categories: Poetry Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 113 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
04/12/12 Updated: 04/12/12


A Lunar Chart by hestiajones
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 7]

Summary: Remus Lupin as rendered in terms of a meagre lunar chart.

Written for The Sharp Challenge at Poetry Anyone (?).

Categories: Poetry Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 116 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
04/02/12 Updated: 04/02/12


The Execution of Amelia Bones by hestiajones
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 4]

Summary: That night, he came to end her trial.

Disclaimer: I am not J.K.Rowling.

Categories: Poetry Genre: Warnings: Character Death

Word count: 127 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
03/29/12 Updated: 03/29/12


She Came in the Rain by hestiajones
Rated: Professors [Reviews - 14]

Summary: Things were never what they seemed to be.

Written for the lovely Gmariam/Gina whose J/L fics make my knees go weak :)

Categories: Severus/Lily Genre: Warnings: Sexual Situations

Word count: 1000 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
03/09/12 Updated: 03/09/12


Two Negatives by hestiajones
Rated: 6th-7th Years [Reviews - 11]

Summary:

Marcus Flint and Millicent Bulstrode.

Love sometimes thrives in the unlikeliest quarters, and between the unlikeliest souls.



This is hestiajones of Hufflepuff submitting her eighth entry for the GH Cotillion Challenge. Thank you, Lea, for reading the chapter and giving me confidence! I am not J.K.Rowling. And thank you, Kara, for your ninja betaing skills and all the giggles!

(I know this pairing sounds kind of dire, but please give them a chance. Lol. The story is not as dark as the warnings are making it sound like :D)

Categories: Post-Hogwarts Genre: Warnings: Character Death, Sexual Situations, Strong Profanity, Violence

Word count: 8617 Chapters: 2 Completed: Yes
Published:
02/26/12 Updated: 02/29/12


If Only You Knew by hestiajones
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 4]

Summary: Their greatest gain was the existence of hope; their biggest loss was the pain of ignorance.

This is hestiajones ... yeah. Her millionth entry for the GH Cotillion Challenge.

Thanks, Kara, for the pairing! And I'm not J.K.Rowling
.

Categories: Other Pairing Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 542 Chapters: 1 Completed: No
Published:
02/29/12 Updated: 02/29/12


Whisper to the Dying Walls by hestiajones
Rated: 6th-7th Years [Reviews - 18]

Summary: Past Featured StoryViktor is thankful for uniforms; they make it difficult for him to identify individuals while flying at breakneck speed. But right now, he has to shake her hand. He dreads it, and hates himself for dreading it, so he doesn’t look into her eyes when their skin comes into contact, or when her fingers grip his a little more tightly than necessary.



This is hestiajones' seventh entry for the GH Cotillion Challenge. Thank you, Croll, for your support and ideas and jokes! I am not J.K. Rowling.

Categories: Dark/Angsty Fics Genre: Warnings: Character Death, Sexual Situations

Word count: 8566 Chapters: 4 Completed: Yes
Published:
02/20/12 Updated: 02/29/12


The Folds of Life by hestiajones
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 4]

Summary: "To the well organised mind, death is but the next great adventure."

This is hestiajones' ninth submission for the GH Cotillion Challenge. I am not J.K.Rowling.

Categories: General Fics Genre: Warnings: Character Death

Word count: 1791 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
02/28/12 Updated: 02/28/12


The Final Walk by hestiajones
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 2]

Summary: The Snitch is open; the Ring is out.

A poem written for the Anniversary Challenge at Poetry Anyone? in the beta forums.

Categories: Poetry Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 167 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
02/28/12 Updated: 02/28/12


Desire And a Half by hestiajones
Rated: 6th-7th Years [Reviews - 5]

Summary: Past Featured Story

The room is vast and furnished only by the massive, thickly red bed, the billowing white curtains and a tall mirror. Dusk flows in through the windows and paints the white walls in pink and orange. The only sound that can be heard is the strong breeze disturbing the trees outside.

The stage is set just as I like it.




This is hestiajones' final entry for the Inaugural GH Cotillion Challenge, but you never know. She might pop up again. However, she assures you that she is not J.K.Rowling.



My heartfelt thanks to my fellow elf, the opaleye/Julia/Wise One of the Pear and Unicorn Wand, whose crit helped me turn this fic into something more worthwhile :)

Categories: Femmeslash Genre: Warnings: Abuse, Character Death, Sexual Situations

Word count: 4650 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
02/11/12 Updated: 02/11/12


Susan by hestiajones
Rated: 3rd-5th Years [Reviews - 4]

Summary: The fireworks are imprinted on her features with such clarity that she’s all but glimpses of sunlight.



This is hestiajones' bazillionth entry for the GH Cotillion Challenge. To be honest, she's more bewildered than you, and what's more, she's not J.K.Rowling.

Categories: Femmeslash Genre: Warnings: Sexual Situations, Substance Abuse

Word count: 3068 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
02/09/12 Updated: 02/09/12


Too Late, Too Soon by hestiajones
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 7]

Summary: When he thought it had come at last, what struck Remus about the end of his youth was the abruptness.



DISCLAIMER: I am not J K Rowling.

Categories: Marauder Era Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 887 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
02/08/12 Updated: 02/08/12


Hands That Fit by hestiajones
Rated: Professors [Reviews - 2]

Summary: A few love stories aren't remarkable, but they happen all the same.



This is hestiajones of Hufflepuff writing for the GH Cotillion Challenge. She is not JK Rowling; neither does she intend to make copyright violations.

Categories: Femmeslash Genre: Warnings: Sexual Situations

Word count: 3769 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
02/08/12 Updated: 02/08/12


A Splendid Fate by hestiajones
Rated: 6th-7th Years [Reviews - 19]

Summary: One failed photograph, two halved souls, and the numerous, marvellous machinations of destiny.



This story is a multi-functional product of four days' continuous typing and lack of sleep. It serves an entry for the Inaugural Great Hall Cotillion and a standby Birthday Present for Julia/the opaleye. More importantly, it marks my return to fanfiction after two months' hiatus, because that is kind of inhumanly long.

Thanks to Kara for reading the Prologue and motivating me, and Carole for Chipping-on-the-Wye.

DISCLAIMER: J.K.Rowling, I love you for giving me the HP universe, but you are not me and you definitely did not write this.



Categories: Post-Hogwarts Genre: Warnings: Sexual Situations, Strong Profanity, Substance Abuse

Word count: 14642 Chapters: 6 Completed: Yes
Published:
01/15/12 Updated: 01/23/12


An Act of Love by hestiajones
Rated: Professors [Reviews - 2]

Summary: Salazar Slytherin has a dark secret, one that only Helga knows. Will she let him get away? Or will she hunt him down?



This is an adaptation of my drabble for the SBBC Cliche Redemption Challenge: Vampires, as well as an entry for the GH Inaugural Cotillion Challenge.

Disclaimer: I am not J.K.Rowling. No copyright infringements intended bro.

Categories: Historical Genre: Warnings: Abuse, Character Death, Sexual Situations, Violence

Word count: 6286 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
01/18/12 Updated: 01/18/12


Something Strange by hestiajones
Rated: 6th-7th Years [Reviews - 6]

Summary: Louis hadn't quite expected to fall in love with him, but he did.



A gift for my mistress, lucca4. Also, an entry for the Inaugural GH Cotillion Challenge.

Disclaimer: This is not J.K.Rowling. It'd be cool if she shipped Luna's son with Fleur's, though.

Categories: Same-Sex Pairings Genre: Warnings: Sexual Situations, Substance Abuse

Word count: 2236 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
01/16/12 Updated: 01/16/12


Summary: Past Featured Story

Celestina Warbeck takes the stage once again, this time with the world premiere of a Christmas album. This jolly, heartfelt volume will bring the joy of the holiday season to any and all of the listeners of the Wizarding Wireless Network!

 

 

This album is a compilation of both the Great Hall's Great Hall-iday Bonus Challenge and Poetry Anyone's December Carol Challenge. Enjoy!



Categories: Poetry Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 1315 Chapters: 6 Completed: Yes
Published:
01/03/12 Updated: 01/03/12


Bleed by hestiajones
Rated: 6th-7th Years [Reviews - 13]

Summary: Say you were in love with somebody for years, somebody who just left without telling you why. Say she turned up unexpectedly. What would you do?



This is a sequel to Cut




Disclaimer:

1) This is not J.K.Rowling.

2) I chose Turner's first name after a villain from Eoin Colfer's Artemis Fowl series, but the character is not entirely based on her.

3) One of Gimli's lines from Return of the King will appear in the last chapter. No, it is not "There's plenty enough for the both of us. May the best dwarf win." Yes, it means I have finished writing the whole story. :)

Categories: Femmeslash Genre: Warnings: Sexual Situations, Strong Profanity, Substance Abuse

Word count: 10215 Chapters: 3 Completed: Yes
Published:
10/23/11 Updated: 11/13/11


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