Penname: Oddish [Contact]
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Member Since: 11/07/04
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Hi, I'm Oddish, I'm fortysomething, and I'm into Pokemon and Harry Potter. I write both hardcore parodies and serious fics. Give me a read.
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Summary: Harry winds up in a duel with Professor Snape, and as a result, he and his yearmates are faced with the horrific trauma of a naked potions class. In addition, Fred has a "small" magical mishap, Voldemort develops a lisp, and an insufferable Hufflepuff who knows way to much about all this shows up. And that's just Part I of this twisted but hilarious series of Hogwarts comedies. Later chapters feature dirty diapers, abused Hufflepuffs, time-traveling Hogwarts founders, Gilderoy Lockhart, a sentient soccer ball, mind-altering hot chocolate, studded dog collars, and some interesting ways to misuse the Room of Requirement.

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: Alternate Universe

Word count: 1919 Chapters: 1 Completed: No
01/07/12 Updated: 01/18/12

Summary: In this AU story, Ginny Weasley is expelled from Hogwarts for her role in the Chamber of Secrets affair. Denied the magical life that is her birthright, her only option is to cross the Atlantic to attend an American wizarding school of dubious reputation. A long and frequently difficult journey through exile has begun.

Categories: Historical Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 25406 Chapters: 14 Completed: Yes
11/22/04 Updated: 01/16/05

Summary: Albus Dumbledore visits disgraced Auror Ulysses Grayson in Azkaban, demanding to know if he committed the atrocities he was accused of, and if so why. The answer to his question revolves around 2-year-old Harry Potter and his cruel relatives, and makes one wonder if ensuring the boy's safety might have carried too high a price....

Categories: Historical Genre: Warnings: Abuse

Word count: 11462 Chapters: 7 Completed: Yes
11/10/04 Updated: 11/19/04

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