My penname comes from the Enchanted Forest Chronicles by Patricia Wrede. "Argelfraster" is a spell that melts evil wizards. :)
I joined YEARS ago (five, to be precise... wow I'm old) to post pre-Twilight RPattz adoration fic disguised as a Cedric/Moaning Myrtle pairing. With the last movie coming out, I have nostalgically returned to writing extremely random ships in the Harry Potter world. I've been gone from the fandom for a long time so feel free to recommend me some new fics! All my favorites were finished ages ago haha.
Also, like everyone else, I love reviews! Don't hesitate to give constructive criticism.
Summary: It starts as a ridiculous, mostly fallacious student rumor: Filch flirting with Madam Pince in the Restricted Section. To the sex-crazed fifth years, no doubt, even the most civil conversation looks like a front for a torrid affair… not that anyone would want to imagine the dried-up librarian and the jowly grouch of a caretaker, well, doing it. Ew.
But when the rumor reaches the teachers’ lounge, closet romantics Minerva McGonagall and Charity Burbage can’t help formulating a plan. It’s about time those two got some, and they intend to make it happen. With a little help from the writings of one William Shakespeare (a very intelligent Muggle indeed) and some bribing of the castle paintings, they set out to make two people – a man in love with his cat and a woman in love with her books – fall in love with each other…
…just in time for the Yule Ball.
Summary: A few years after Hogwarts is closed down, Moaning Myrtle is moping around in the bathroom when she has an unexpected visitor... Myrtle/Cedric pairing.