Penname: TheSmirkingDragon [Contact]
Real name: Selina
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Selina is a lazy lazy fifteen year old girl who rarely updates bios or posts. She lives in New York and makes high school a living hell for her peers by her loudness at lunch and genius/moronic tendencies. She loves writing and reading and music more than anything else (except her family and friends, of course). She's sure that if she were a student at Hogwarts, Draco would be hers. And everyone else would be, too.

Selina is a proud Slytherin on the Beta Boards, posting frequently in the CR and trys her best to amuse herself and others. She is a new and excited member of SPEW, and aspires to one day become a mod, though she doubts she will apply any time soon!

Selina has three stories up.

Of Apothecaries and Queerditch Matches
One-shot femmeslash. Entered in The Cupid Gone Crazy One-Shot Challenge in February 2009 and recieved 2nd place.

The Muggle Muggle Studies Teacher
Final for a Humour class a while back. Tells the tale of an unfortunate Muggle who goes through hell for her job as the Muggle Studies Teacher at Hogwarts.

Dear Someone
Entered in the Remus' Reflections One-Shot Challenge a long time ago. AU and about Dean Thomas' mother's struggles and problems while dealing with MS. Based on personal fears and experiences.

In the queue:
Leaves Are the Song of Change
Possibly cryptic, crazy nonsense, it is possibly the most mature thing submitted here so far. Contains copious amounts of metaphors and symbolism. Odd, but enjoyable!

And a poem:
A Lady's Regret
Called a sonnet, but really something different, it's something thought up for a class assignment and it just sort of clicked.

And moving out of 3rd person... Eh, never mind. I'm exiting gracefully.


I am HARRYHARRYHARRYs_twin of Slytherin on the Forums. GO SLYTHERIN!
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Stories by TheSmirkingDragon

Summary: She is everything that I am not.

What happens when you are the one left out?

The one not good enough?

The one that doesn’t compare?


What if you are me?

Categories: Marauder Era Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 1626 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
03/04/10 Updated: 03/12/10


A Lady's Regret by TheSmirkingDragon
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 1]

Summary: A sonnet from the Grey Lady.

Categories: Poetry Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 117 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
01/02/10 Updated: 01/09/10


Summary: Since their meeting of fate at the Fountain of Fair Fortune a year before, Asha and Altheda have been friends and business partners. But what happens when Cupid puts an arrow to his bow and shoots?
Rated 3rd-5th Years for some mild Queerditch violence and Sexual Situations.
I am HARRYHARRYHARRYs_twin of Slytherin. This was written for the Cupid Gone Crazy One-Shot Challenge for the month of Februrary 2009. Hey, this surprisingly won SECOND PLACE in the challenge!

Categories: Femmeslash Genre: Warnings: Sexual Situations, Slash, Violence

Word count: 3492 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
02/17/09 Updated: 02/18/09


Summary: After being hooked up with a job teaching at Hogwarts by her little sister, Muggle Chastity Fagman is the first Muggle Muggle Studies teacher Hogwarts has ever seen. But after the Headmaster slips about her strictly non-magical status, all of her students know that she can't do anything magical. What will happen in her first class?

This story contains some language not suitable for younger readers and crude humor. Maybe.

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 1184 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
03/23/08 Updated: 03/24/08


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