Penname: PadfootnPeeves [Contact]
Real name: Englebert Humperdink
Member Since: 11/05/07
Website: http://thepostscript.webs.com/
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"The thing about growing up with Fred and George, is that you sort of start thinking anything's possible if you've got enough nerve."

Hello! I'm Padfoot, or PnP if you're in a rush. I like Harry Potter. I write fanfiction. I read fanfiction. You read fanfiction. Read my fanfiction.

The website above is my friend Orii's. I've got a few poems up on there-- feel free to check them out :D

Random info for stalkerish stalkers:

Hogwarts House- Gryffindor

Fav. HP Book- Sorcerer's Stone

Fav. HP Characters- Sirius, the Marauders (which includes Sirius, of course, but he's my favorite so he gets special recognition), the Weasleys, Luna, Neville, Tonks, Hagrid, the Trio, and Lily. Funny how a bunch of my favorites end up dead, isn't it?

Fav. Ships- Harry/Ginny, Ron/Hermione, James/Lily, Remus/Tonks, Neville/Luna

Fav. HP Movie- Sorcerer's Stone (gotta love consistency), Goblet of Fire

Fav. Fan Fic Authors- Schmerg_The_Impaler, Pussycat123, MagEd

Fav. Authors- J.K. Rowling, Harper Lee, Cornelia Funke, David Lubar, Ellen Raskin, Sarah Dessen, and many more

Stories:

A Weasley Christmas- first fic ever. Based off 'Twas the night before Christmas', only with a bunch of the lines changed so it pertains to Harry Potter.

A Letter For Fred- another poem. Rather sweet, from George to the recently-deceased Fred. I'm quite happy with how this one turned out.

The Trouble With Being Trusted- My very first Gauntlet, where a I wrote as Tonks. Includes younger versions of older characters, and the protaganist escaping death many times.

Who Killed the King?- My murder mystery WIP. I'm finally working on some more chapters, so hopefully they'll be up soon!

The Marauding Roses of Gryffindor- joint fic between me in a couple Gryffs. It was set up and put together by Michelle. And although I didn't win the date with Sirius, I got Remus instead, which is pretty awesome.

When Love Prevails- my second Gauntlet, co-written by the fabulous Brittany. Probably the weirdest James/Lily story you'll ever find. I wrote the wacky Lily ^_^

I hope to have more up soon, but feel free to drop a review for any of those!

My favorite HP quote of all time is as follows:

"--but you get these massive pus-filled boils too," said George, "and we haven't worked out how to get rid of them yet."
"I can't see any boils," said Ron, staring at the twins.
"No, well, you wouldn't," said Fred, "they're not in a place we generally display to the public --"
"-- but they make sitting on a broom a right pain in the --"

Yes, I have barely any emotional depth. Why do you ask?

Other favorite Quotes:

"You know, Minister, I disagree with Dumbledore on many counts...but you cannot deny he's got style..." (I liked it better when Kingsley said it in the movie. That was hilarious!)

"NOT MY DAUGHTER, YOU BITCH!"

"I'll join you when hell freezes over."

"Hello, Minister!" bellowed Percy, sending a neat jinx straight at Thicknesse, who dropped his wand and clawed at the front of his robes, apparently in awful discomfort. "Did I mention I'm resigning?"

Do not pity the dead, Harry. Pity the living, and, above all, those who live without love. By returning, you may ensure that fewer souls are maimed, fewer families are torn apart. If that seems to you a worthy goal, then we say good-bye for the present.

"If you want to know what a man's like, take a good look at how he treats his inferiors, not his equals."

"Keep muttering and I will be a murderer!"

Oh, and don't forget Elvendork! It's unisex!

"And, quite honestly, I've had enough trouble for a lifetime"
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Stories by PadfootnPeeves

Summary: Valentine's Day is coming and Sirius Black finds that he has a serious problem. He's asked his secret crush to Hogsmeade with him by leaving a rose and a note on her pillow. He wanted it to make her to feel special. He wanted it to be romantic. It was anything but when he wakes the next day to find every girl in Gryffindor Tower with a rose and an eye for him!

Categories: Other Pairing Genre: Warnings: Alternate Universe, Mild Profanity

Word count: 3331 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
05/09/09 Updated: 05/13/09


Summary: When love prevails, no evil can divide it or poison the purest of feelings. Nor can it destroy the utmost defiance.

This is BertieBotsBeans741 and PadfootnPeeves writing for the Gauntlet: Round 6.



Categories: James/Lily Genre: Warnings: Violence

Word count: 4931 Chapters: 2 Completed: Yes
Published:
06/25/08 Updated: 07/08/08


Who Killed the King? by PadfootnPeeves
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 5]

Summary: A murder.

That’s what Percy Weasley finds when he comes back to work after his sick leave. As quickly as the news reaches the Wizarding public, Percy and his family (and enemies) are thrust into the ordeal, promised great heaps of gold if they play a game.

The task? To find out whom the murderer is. Their guide? Only little scraps of paper, with various words that don’t seem to have a meaning. A task that seems so easy suddenly becomes more difficult...

But mystery becomes mayhem when chaos settles in. Will they find the murderer, or just all be killed instead?

All they know for sure was that Percy was never taking a day sick again.

~Based on the lovely book, The Westing Game, by the very talented Ellen Raskin.

Categories: Mystery Genre: Warnings: Character Death

Word count: 1151 Chapters: 1 Completed: No
Published:
04/13/08 Updated: 05/09/08


Summary: Fresh in the Order of the Phoenix, young Nymphadora Tonks is sent on a mission to help change the course of history. Accompanied by only a Time-Turner and other small objects, Tonks must save a woman’s life to help a certain Chosen One in the future. Will she succeed, or only fall helplessly into the clutches of her enemies? Danger, thrill, and unexpected guidance and friendship are to come.



I am PadfootnPeeves of Gryffindor for the Gauntlet.



Categories: Alternate Universe Genre: Warnings: Alternate Universe

Word count: 9422 Chapters: 5 Completed: Yes
Published:
02/17/08 Updated: 02/22/08


A Letter For Fred by PadfootnPeeves
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 19]

Summary: George is feeling depressed after his brother's death. Molly suggests to write out his feelings- but how will that turn out? A rather sentimental poem from George to Fred.

And if you still haven't read DH, well, prepare to be shocked.

Categories: Poetry Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 165 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
01/24/08 Updated: 01/27/08


A Weasley Christmas by PadfootnPeeves
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 14]

Summary: Based on the famous 'Twas the night before Christmas' with a Weasley twist, and told from Ron's POV.
No DH Spoilers!

Categories: Poetry Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 528 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
12/10/07 Updated: 12/17/07


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