Penname: HagridsTheMan [Contact]
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I like Harry Potter. Yeah, I know, pretty obvious. But, yeah. I like other things, too, though, like Disney movies, Hagrid, good music, and mashed potatoes. I really only read humor fics, and I hope to get more of my own up here soon. :) (And I'm pretty big on the little smilies, too. ;) ) Oh, and in case you were wondering, I'm a teenage girl, if that makes any difference to you whatsoever.

Some more about me: I'm a Ravenclaw (and proud of it!) and HP personality quizzes tell me I'm either Hermione or Ginny. So, yeah. =)

My favorite characters are as follows: Sirius, Ginny, Harry, Hagrid (though of course I love them all).

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Thanks to Schmerg_The_Impaler (see my favorites), whose profile I got these cute things from:

98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.

If you love God with your whole heart and are 100 percent proud of it, copy & paste this in your profile.

Even when you cant see Him, GOD is there! if you believe in GOD put this in your profile.
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Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique,so weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

92 percent of American teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your head off.

If you think that those stupid kids should just give that God-forsaken Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile.

Ninety-five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are one of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list: Queen S of Randomness 016, Queen B of Randomness 016, AnimieKittyCaffe, The Gypsy Pirate Queen, That Bloody Demon, The Astrology Nerd, Shadow929, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Yavie Aelienel, Hyperactively Bored, Spymaster E, Shanny-Boo, Gem W, Brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, Bara-Minomoto, Em Quagmire, Buffy The Mary-Sue Slayer, Random Little Writer, SamanthaFantasyFan, EdwardAddict, Supergirrl, Elemental-ANimal, Mother Nature's Daughter, Schmerg_The_Impaler, HagridsTheMan
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"Love is like oxygen.... All you need is love." --Moulin Rouge

"Aerodynamically, the bumblebee shouldn't be able to fly, but the bumblebee doesn't know it so it goes on flying anyway." --Mary Kay Ash

"An elephant's faithful, one hundred percent." --Dr. Seuss
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Stories by HagridsTheMan

Summary: For all of you who don’t remember, Bob Ogden was the guy who Dumbledore got a memory from in book 6 about the Gaunts (see chapter 10 of Half-Blood Prince). I was rereading the 6th book, and I thought it would be fun to write a story of Ogden’s many unfortunate experiences during his job in the Department of Magical Law Enforcement. Read his humorous diary and see for yourself all the frustrating people he’s forced to deal with on a daily basis.

Disclaimer: All my credit to J.K. Rowling, whose characters and world I borrowed for this story. Janis, however, is a character of mine. And Icklebob and Jugdy are not real, either (except in this story).

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 2179 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
01/16/09 Updated: 01/18/09


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