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Stories by Sainyn Swiftfoot

The Victory Day Victims by Sainyn Swiftfoot
Rated: 6th-7th Years [Reviews - 11]

Summary:

Two successive Victory Day parties; two survivors of the War poisoned. Similar circumstances, similar poisons, similar modi operandi.

 

Henry Chumly is an old, callous, unaccepting, misogynistic and in every way completely unsavoury drunk. Almost coincidentally, he also happens to be the best detective at the new agency of the Ministry, the the Cadwallader-Hundert Agency for Response to Malmagic.

 

Padma Patil is young, pretty, talented and excited to work at the Ministry, cracking cases and nabbing criminals. Before her application is accepted, though, she has to spend the customary few weeks working under a professional detective. She expects ennui, tasks far below her talents and frustration; but nothing anyone had ever told her prepared her for Henry Chumly.

 

This is the story (if you ask him) of how Henry put up with the bint and solved the case single-handedly or the story (if you ask her) of how Padma stunned everyone by not only managing to avoid murdering her utter bastard of a superior, but also being the first probationer to play a pivotal role in solving a case. This being a mystery, and in tune with the essence of mysteries, if you wish to find out the truth, you’ll have to read on till the end.

 

[chaptered; OCs and minor characters; comic mystery]

 

This is Sainyn Swiftfoot of Hufflepuff writing for the 2011 Mysterious May Challenge in the Great Hall, Prompt 2.

 

The views expressed by the utterly hateable Henry Chumly are not those of my own. Please do not take offense. 



Categories: Mystery Genre: Warnings: Character Death, Slash, Strong Profanity, Substance Abuse, Violence

Word count: 29131 Chapters: 7 Completed: Yes
Published:
05/15/11 Updated: 07/13/11


Summary:

BREAK-IN AT GRINGOTTS: ENOUGH ABOUT THE CRIME, WHAT ABOUT THE VAULT!?
 

What was in the vault numbered seven hundred and thirteen (it's not spotted earmuffs, for sure)? Who took it? What do Knumples and Flimmers have to do with all of this? Did Lord Voldemort die because of trying to breed Heliopaths with giants?

Xenophilius Lovegood believes that sleuthing is just like reporting-- only with fewer exclamation marks. He intends to find out the answers to all these questions, communicating with a mysterious student from Hogwarts. Will he uncover truths that should be hidden? Will he solve the case? Will the Quibbler break the news? Read all about it in What's in the Third Floor Corridor!?--

 

It's crazy! It's wacky! It's an epistolary with letters in between!*


*Letters, or in other words, words.

This is Sainy Swiftfoot of Hufflepuff writing for the 2011 Mysterious May Challenge in the Great Hall, Prompt 1.



Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: Mild Profanity

Word count: 5651 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
06/21/11 Updated: 06/28/11


Summary:

Marty Pyttin's wand is broken. It does not work as well as it used to. It does not please him any more. He takes it down to Ollivander's-- who, unfortunately, is dead, decased, ceased to be, and has left his rather incapable assistant, Ollivander Jr. in charge of Britain's best wand shop.

A mash-up, mix-up and rip-up, er, off of the legendary Monty Python sketches Hungarian Phrasebook, Cheese Shop and Dead Parrot, set in the wizarding world. Irrevocably silly.

 



Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 1413 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
12/15/10 Updated: 12/20/10


A Christmas Contrast by Sainyn Swiftfoot
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 4]

Summary:

It's Christmas time in magic land! A look at the Christmas celebrated in two very different households.

 

[poem. two very different homes]



Categories: Poetry Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 157 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
12/24/09 Updated: 12/27/09


Deception, Disgrace by Sainyn Swiftfoot
Rated: 3rd-5th Years [Reviews - 4]

Summary: Past Featured Story

"So many people say that they were pushed off that cliff; that they fell, or never saw it coming. I've been sitting here my entire life, taking pictures of the rocks I could hit on the way down. I suppose it's always been a choice and I've just been teetering here, waiting to decide. Turn around or jump?"

 

[dark one shot feat. Draco Malfoy]



Categories: Dark/Angsty Fics Genre: Warnings: Suicide, Violence

Word count: 2073 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
12/24/09 Updated: 12/24/09


Happy Birthday... To You by Sainyn Swiftfoot
Rated: 6th-7th Years [Reviews - 3]

Summary:

You are a hero of the War. You fought at the Battle of Hogwarts alongside Harry Potter and Hermione Granger and Ron Weasley, but here, tucked away in a corner of India, you are the same as the next person.

What exactly happened?

[one-shot, featuring Parvati Patil and OC's]

 This was originally written for the Life Begins at Forty challenge, but didn't fit all the requirements, so it's being posted as a one-shot now.

 



Categories: Dark/Angsty Fics Genre: Warnings: Suicide

Word count: 2335 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
10/16/09 Updated: 10/28/09


Summary:

At the bottom of the lake

Where the sun doesn't shine,

Among the many weeds

And between the slime,

 

You can find... someone.



Categories: Poetry Genre: Warnings: Character Death

Word count: 173 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
08/16/09 Updated: 08/19/09


Cain and Abel by Sainyn Swiftfoot
Rated: 6th-7th Years [Reviews - 6]

Summary:

Two friends, close enough to be brothers.
 
What does it take to destroy their friendship?
 
Very little.
 
[one-shot, featuring Wormtail, Padfoot and Prongs.]
 
This is Sainyn Swiftfoot of Hufflepuff writing for the final of the MWPP class.


Categories: Marauder Era Genre: Warnings: Strong Profanity

Word count: 1263 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
08/18/09 Updated: 08/18/09


Secrets by Sainyn Swiftfoot
Rated: 6th-7th Years [Reviews - 3]

Summary:

She only now understands that a hospital holds secrets, a husband holds secrets, and yes, she would have to hold secrets-- this secret and every other one till her very last breath, not telling a soul.

[one-shot. Lucius and Narcissa Malfoy.]

This is Sainyn Swiftfoot of Hufflepuff house submitting for the Bookbasilisk summer challenge (Extra Credit: One Floo Over the Fwooper's Nest)



Categories: Dark/Angsty Fics Genre: Warnings: Sexual Situations

Word count: 1568 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
07/30/09 Updated: 07/31/09


A Miserable Rebel by Sainyn Swiftfoot
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 4]

Summary:

Featuring Anrdomeda Tonks (née Black), Druella Black (née Rosier) and an argument. [dialogue-only oneshot]

This is Sainyn Swiftfoot of Hufflepuff house submitting for the Gift of Gab challenge. 

 



Categories: Historical Genre: Warnings: Mild Profanity, Sexual Situations

Word count: 2036 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
07/05/09 Updated: 07/20/09


Bellona by Sainyn Swiftfoot
Rated: 3rd-5th Years [Reviews - 3]

Summary:

A revolutionary programme, that lets a Muggle learn more about the wizarding world.

A Muggle named Dudley Dursley. A dragon reserve. An orphaned dragon egg.

And a bond.

Bellona is a companion one-shot to Not Your Usual Love Story!-- it'd help to read that story first, though it isn't strictly necessary.

This is Sainyn Swiftfoot of Hufflepuff writing for the Third Task on the Beta Forums.


Categories: Post-Hogwarts Genre: Warnings: Alternate Universe, Character Death, Mild Profanity, Violence

Word count: 6614 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
06/07/09 Updated: 06/10/09


The Writer by Sainyn Swiftfoot
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 10]

Summary: Past Featured Story

A writer struggling with writer's block.

A bedtime story.

A legend. 

 

Winner of Best History/Mystery in the '09 QSQ's. Thank you!



Categories: Historical Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 2493 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
05/27/09 Updated: 06/05/09


Summary: I hate Lucy.

And who the hell am I? I'm Tim, Assistant Reporter... What you should be asking is what in the world I am. And the answer to that would be a White-headed Capuchin. Yes, a fricking monkey.

Watch me as I, fuelled by the thirst for anger and revenge, ruin Lucy's day completely while she tries to interview people for some stupid Triwizard tournament.

I am Sainyn Swiftfoot of Hufflepuff, and this is my entry for the Second Task of the Triwizard tournament.

Categories: Post-Hogwarts Genre: Warnings: Strong Profanity, Violence

Word count: 2607 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
04/29/09 Updated: 05/03/09


Having a Ball... Not! by Sainyn Swiftfoot
Rated: 3rd-5th Years [Reviews - 5]

Summary:

What's the one most fearsome aspect of the Triwizard tournament?

The First Task? The Second Task? The Third, at the very least?

No, it's the Yule Ball!

I'm Sainyn Swiftfoot and this is my entry into the Poetry category of the second task of the MNFF Triwizard tournament.


Categories: Poetry Genre: Warnings: Mild Profanity

Word count: 115 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
05/01/09 Updated: 05/02/09


Rebellion! by Sainyn Swiftfoot
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 4]

Summary: There is a rebellion-- at Hogwarts! But it is the most unlikely people rebelling...

A very silly and light-hearted poem where, in certain parts, I try to emulate Dr Seuss.

Categories: Poetry Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 197 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
04/26/09 Updated: 05/01/09


Of Stilettos and Sporks by Sainyn Swiftfoot
Rated: 3rd-5th Years [Reviews - 7]

Summary: Rich, beautiful, and effective-- three words that describe Miss Zabini perfectly.

Or at least, that's what she'd tell you!

In her defence, she has planned hundreds of parties and dinners professionally, and they've all gone off without a hitch.

That is, until she had to plan that fateful Ministry dinner!

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 1060 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
04/17/09 Updated: 04/26/09


Fur Better or Fur Worse by Sainyn Swiftfoot
Rated: 3rd-5th Years [Reviews - 4]

Summary: Lucius Malfoy has never had to worry about money-- for his wife, for his son, or for himself. But when he loses everything he has, he is forced to do things he has never done before to ensure a good life for them...

But what happens when someone threatens to ruin everything he has worked for?

I am Sainyn Swiftfoot of the house of Hufflepuff, and this is my entry for the Written Word challenge at the Beta Boards, espousing the rights of animals.

Categories: Post-Hogwarts Genre: Warnings: Mild Profanity, Violence

Word count: 1067 Chapters: 1 Completed: No
Published:
04/12/09 Updated: 04/21/09


Blinded by Sainyn Swiftfoot
Rated: 3rd-5th Years [Reviews - 3]

Summary:

One man,

his love,

his repentance


Categories: Poetry Genre: Warnings: Slash

Word count: 113 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
04/01/09 Updated: 04/17/09


Pieles Pelliccia by Sainyn Swiftfoot
Rated: 3rd-5th Years [Reviews - 4]

Summary: Joe Kingston, millionaire CEO, never knew what was happening under the floors of the building that housed his office...

That is, until he was taken there captive...

Written for the Written Word challenge over at the Boards. I am Sainyn Swiftfoot of Hufflepuff.

Categories: Orphan Genre: Warnings: Violence

Word count: 1290 Chapters: 1 Completed: No
Published:
04/01/09 Updated: 04/01/09


He's Left You... by Sainyn Swiftfoot
Rated: 3rd-5th Years [Reviews - 9]

Summary:

He’s left you, he’s left you, he’s left you…
He’s left you, and now you have nowhere to go…


A woman thinks back about her mother and father.


Categories: Poetry Genre: Warnings: Sexual Situations, Suicide

Word count: 210 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
03/16/09 Updated: 03/29/09


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