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I still keep one toe dipped in the fandom, but I am no longer writing fanfiction. Thanks to all of you who have read, reviewed, and emailed me with questions and words of encouragement.

Please join my ship, Potions & Pineapple!

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"Pineapple!Snape"
by Sigune


My guild is S. I. C. K. (Snape Is Cuter in a Kilt)

You are welcome to join that, too,

but watch out for those Neeps & Tatties!


Highly Improbable has been recognized by the Multifaceted Awards.

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And also by MNFF's first annual Quicksilver Quills Awards. Thanks, MuggleNet!
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Here are links to more Snape stories by my favorite authors:

EllieK’s stories

Grainne’s stories

LariLee’s stories

Sigune’s stories

If you sail the Draco/Pansy ship, please check out SeaIsleWitch’s stories



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Stories by Vocalion

Highly Improbable by Vocalion
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 478]

Summary: COMPLETE. A woman visits Hogwarts expressly to meet Severus Snape. Her eccentric aunt led her to believe that he was the kindest, handsomest man to ever grace the earth. What will she do when she discovers the awful truth - let a few minor imperfections stand in the way of romance? Highly Improbable has been recognized by the Multifaceted Awards as Winner in the Laughter Category and Runner-Up in the Identity Category (Best Original Character), and also by MNFF's first annual Quicksilver Quills Awards. Thanks, MuggleNet!
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Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 144561 Chapters: 38 Completed: Yes
Published:
11/14/04 Updated: 10/14/05


The Futility of Reason by Vocalion
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 31]

Summary: A procrastinating Potions master puts his worst foot forward as he makes an unwavering, albeit unconventional attempt to prevent Hermione's marriage. Will forty-eight hours afford Severus Snape sufficient time to convince her that he is a supercilious and unmitigated nuisance? Written in response to the Spring Faire Festival's "I Want to Kiss the Bride" story option.

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 10931 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
08/03/05 Updated: 08/03/05


Summary: This story may be read separately, or as a companion piece and/or missing scenes from my other fic, HIGHLY IMPROBABLE. It was written in response to a challenge. I have assigned this an R rating, but it is very tame and contains much more silliness than sex. SUMMARY: What is the one thing that will generally persuade a man to do something that he really doesn't want to do? Severus Snape may be an extremely powerful wizard, but he is still a man!

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 8146 Chapters: 3 Completed: Yes
Published:
12/12/04 Updated: 12/13/04


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