Penname: Avian020391 [Contact]
Real name: Watermelon candy wrapper
Member Since: 11/13/04
Website:
Beta-reader: 0
Status: Member
Bio:
Please note that this wasn't written by me; it was written by my 18-year-old sister. I thought I would get a better perspective if I made someone else type my bio (or pretend to think so in order to appear more philosphical than I really am). But everything in brackets and the watermelon candy bit is mine. She wrapped me.

Hi. I'm watermelon candy wrapper. Not really, but you shouldn't give your true name out on the internet, or big green monsters will come and eat you up. And have your family for dessert. And your friends for soup.

Boo. Scared you, didn't I? (*re-reads above paragraph and screams in fright*)

I stare at things a lot. My sister says this gives me a pop-eyed myopic frog look. I think it makes me look brilliant. I like to read funny things, and to make sure people are happy and free of spam.

I haunt mugglenet, and (because a certain myopic frog behind me is croaking with the syllables 'gi gont') I think I can speak clearly with my mouth closed and full of ginger ale. (Which tastes good)

Cheerio,

WC (!)... W
(Ah, yes, and I'm 13, incase that was the reason you read this. But don't you dare turn that into a subject for criticism - treat me like any of the other authors on this site or I'll give the big green monsters a new item on their menu.)(*Giggles girlishly, incase that was the other reason you read this for*).
[Report This]
 
Stories by Avian020391

Woes of a floundering shipper by Avian020391
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 10]

Summary: A funny limerick recounting the trauma of a devout Harry/Hermione shipper after HBP's developments. A hilarious read for fans of every romantic pairing alike.

Categories: Poetry Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 258 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
07/23/05 Updated: 07/23/05


Reasons by Avian020391
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 4]

Summary: A villanelle on the life story of Tom Riddle. Quote from a friend: "You just made a new Voldemort!"

Categories: Poetry Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 157 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
04/13/05 Updated: 04/13/05


Summary: said “Uh, umm, uh, Hagrid? Have the chickens been acting a little weird lately?”... “Well, I think some have been using the VCR.” More witty humour than palpable jokes, this is a 1,800 word story about, well, Tommy Boy - The Amazing Dancing Chicken! Rated PG-13 because, unless you are some amazing prodigy, you probably won't get the jokes if you're younger than that.

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 1909 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
01/04/05 Updated: 01/04/05


Information
Find out everything you need to know about the site right here.


We have stories and authors in this archive.

:

RSS
Choose Theme:
SOCIAL MEDIA
     
MOST RECENT
Argus Filch by BrokenPromise 1st-2nd Years
Written for the Anniversary Challenge v3 over on the boards - a double dactyl...
The Prisoner by weasley-malfoy-aficionado 3rd-5th Years
A prisoner of Azkaban reflects on what is and what could have been. Little...
Harry Potter and the Sinister Plot by weasley-malfoy-aficionado 3rd-5th Years
Patrolling the streets of Hogsmeade one snowy day Ron encounters an unexpected...
FEATURED
Come Home by WrenWinterSong 1st-2nd Years
Three year old Teddy Lupin ponders the photographs on the living room side table.
But You Haven't Lost Me Yet by Dawnie 6th-7th Years
The war with Voldemort comes and goes, and James and Lily find themselves struggling...
broken brights by Padfoot11333 1st-2nd Years
Harry's breath catches when he thinks of Ginny. I am not JK Rowling and...
CATEGORIES