I am an Asian currently residing in Africa who writes about European characters in what I assume is American English. If this doesn't sound weird, try reading my stories!
July31, 2008
From Africa I have moved to Dubai after a short stint in India. I apologize for the delay in my stories. I will revert to the vicinity!
Whose Buttock Is It Anyway? by remus R us
Rated: 6th-7th Years [Reviews - 24]
Summary: The Order meeting is rife with speculation about the identity of the ‘one-buttock’ wonder, leading to some surprising disclosures. Starring Remus, Tonks and Sirius, supported ably by other Order members, risqué dialogues and bad-arse jokes.
Pardon me, but have we met before? by remus R us
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 38]
Summary: There are no strangers in the world, only friends waiting to meet. What if our favourite werewolf and Auror had met long ago, but were unaware of it? What if their paths continued to cross throughout the years, each unaware of how their lives will become entwined? This story is a series of encounters between RL and NT, culminating in their first real introduction.
I have not updated in a while as my PC crashed. Just wanted to tell you all, "I'll be back!"
Mission Implausible by remus R us
Rated: 6th-7th Years [Reviews - 24]
Summary: A covert operation is launched to retrieve Voldemort from Muggledom. But what do you call an operation that involves the hormonal saviour of wizardkind, his adenoidal comic side-kick, and their thinking hat wannabe bimbette; a harmless (mostly) werewolf, his canine friend and their clumsy associate; a snivelly wizard and a known felon? Surely, Mission Implausible? A sequel to Casting Grouch.
I have not updated in a while as my PC crashed. Just wanted to tell you all, "I'll be back!"
The things I do for my Godson by remus R us
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 8]
Summary: Set in GoF, this story is a light-hearted introspection by Sirius as he meets the trio in the cave above Hogsmeade. Involves discussion on chicken, rats, Madam Rosmerta, chicken, animagi, snogging, and I did mention chicken, didn’t I?
Ballad of the Marauders by remus R us
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 4]
Summary: After the final war, one story held a fascination for everyone: a story that talked of love and hate, trust and betrayal, courage and cowardice, fulfilment and loss, victory and defeat, life and death – the story of the Marauders. And, wherever wizarding folk gathered, the Ballad of the Marauders was sung; sung as a reminder of times past, that had shaped their future.
Casting Grouch by remus R us
Rated: 3rd-5th Years [Reviews - 48]
Summary: What if, all the world's a stage, and the characters of HP fan fiction are actors? This is the story of what happened between 'gigs', when characters meet in the Great Hall to share their complaints about how they're portrayed. Dumbledore has been rooted out of retirement after 'dying', James has doubts about Harry's paternity, Remus rants, and Voldemort does a Gilderoy.
In short, mayhem ensues.
These are not Jo's sterling characters. This group of players has been forced to enact some of the most atrocious parts in fan fiction-dom, and they're all primed and ready for the casting grouch.
