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03/09/05

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*deletes old about me and bounces in* Hi folks! We're going to do two reps of squats, move onto the bench press, run on over the small step ladders for a minimum of 30 seconds to get those buttocks scrunching, and then we're going to collapse into a desk chair and read!

That's it! One! Two! Three - four! Reeelaaaaaaaxxx!



Vhe are - Dawnie & Steph Aspiring Spice Girls, Princess & Queen of the Typos, Two Top Investigators (and, quite obviously) Skinny pigs and Photobuckeneers.

Oh yeah.



Oh wowee. That was a nice little dumplin of b.s! Or like, interpretive dance in the form of words on a computer screen being blasted across all of the world to make some crazy dog lady drinking tea smile. Or, someone wearing very sexy cowboy boots in a very Salty Lake city grin. Or, it may even be possibly that someone in a very Ily-nnoying state of mind may be reading this. In which case, if you've recovered from the little workout earlier, you'd know I ♥ my sport, particularly the one I'm coordinated at, LJ & PV. Because the others are fun mostly for the laughs I get directed at me when I fall on my sweet little toushe. Although they may not be laughing with me. Hmm.

I'm a Turnip. I atually cooked some the other day, and heard their little plot-bunnies goig up in smoke with a guilty little voice wailing in my mind *cough* But I adore my SPEWlings more than anything, and I love the PIBETA gang more than they know. ♥

+ Winner of the 2006 QSQ – Best Beta
+ Nominated 2006 QSQ – Malicious Intentions – Best Post-Hogwarts Fiction
+ Turnip of the Month – August
+ Order of the Ravenclaw House Elves 3rd Class
+ SPEW reviewer of the month - January

Check out my newest stories, Emerald Tear Drops & Blind Winter.


An Irreplaceable Gift, shiny banner by Hatusu.


All The Same, beautiful banner by Foxy Wolf.


All That Glitters Isn’t Gold, eerie banner by Kal Ho Naa Ho.


Malicious Intentions, wonderful banner by Fly To Dawn.

Currently working on my WIP Malicious Intentions and fighting the urge to bite my fingernails. Maybe I’ll see you around some time, eh?


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Stories by Lurid

Fallen Star by Lurid

Rated: 3rd-5th Years • 3 Reviews
Summary: In the beginning of the end, he was a loyal follower. In the end of the end, he was a faceless buoy, a protector of that which he had striven to destroy.

Did he know what would come to be in the hands of one of the most foul five-fingers thieves, that his will's destiny was to be prolonged?

Or were his only thoughts as he was dragged into the icy water that of Lord Voldemort, his life finally extinguished by a stab of the loyal house's sword.

Who was he, other than the Black family's highly regarded Fallen Star?

Emerald Tear Drops by Lurid

Rated: 1st-2nd Years • 4 Reviews
Summary: What was colour before, bright, vibrant, hopeful, wonderful colour before – something that was so mind-numbing and completely confusing was now something James wanted to cling to as the shade of grey consumed the world around him.

Blind Winter by Lurid

Rated: Professors • 5 Reviews
Summary: When the winter brings more than a chill riding upon a snowflake, the steely bite of the cold does considerably less than satiate the warmth that is craved. The flurry that passes through the windows and skitters along the floor in a whirlwind can only be observed, it cannot be joined.

Dreams of a Fallen Lotus Petal by Lurid

Rated: 3rd-5th Years • 8 Reviews
Summary: She herself will not cry aloud. She will die inside, but that in itself will not take her closer to her beloved. She is hiding herself in her shoulder, beneath her thick dark hair and drawing in silent breaths of anguish as she presses herself further into the wall. It is her deepest wish to become one with it, for a wall stands for many years and becomes stained with the marks of age.

Lurid of Ravenclaw House, for the Mythology Challenge. Indian Mythology.

All The Same by Lurid

Rated: 3rd-5th Years • 9 Reviews
Summary: I don't mind where you come from
As long as you come to me
I don't like illusions I can't see

All around her, she observes conforming, and it scares her. So many people around her are so similar in their appearance, and sadly, a lot of them are more than similar underneath. Most of them are the same.

The Rotfang Conspiracy by Lurid

Rated: 1st-2nd Years • 8 Reviews
Summary: For it was a jolly little Winter's night when Luna first spoke of her crazy plan to save the Ministry from dark magic and gum disease - and thus she pledged to wage a war again the Rotfang Conspiracy.

Of course, a slightly hung over Trelawney didn't anticipate being made Luna's right hand woman, but as she clutches her toothpaste tube, she hopes to what ever gods there are that she wore clean underwear that day...

Written for VV for the Turnip Story swap and full of crack!y goodness.

It's a Dog's Life by Lurid

Rated: 1st-2nd Years • 7 Reviews
Summary: Sirius Black is travelling the streets of Hogsmeade, starving when he comes across a dear friend who once helped him.

Set during Goblet of Fire, Sirius realises how grateful it is to have a friend who will save your life when you're in dire need...

Absinthe Makes the Heart Grow Fonder by Lurid

Rated: 3rd-5th Years • 28 Reviews
Summary: Lily Evans has a secret admirer, but there's no way in hell he'll come any closer with James Potter hanging around. Finally, he convinces her to meet him in Hogsmeade, but Lily still isn't too sure of his character...

I Really Don't Like You by Lurid

Rated: 3rd-5th Years • 9 Reviews
Summary: The Burrow is a place in which many strange things happen, but ambushing someone at the window? Someone shows up unannounced at the Burrow, only to find a stranger there. The meeting isn't entirely jovial. Charlie/Tonks.

An Irreplaceable Gift by Lurid

Rated: 3rd-5th Years • 9 Reviews
Summary: It's Christmas, and Colin has done something awful to Harry Potter. Suffice to say, he's feeling horrible and would like to crawl into a ball and spend the Holiday Season with his head between his knees.

Harry was his idol... Colin finds out now, that to 'idolise' someone is dangerous - very dangerous indeed. Colin is squirming with guilt, until such times as it will consume him...

All That Glitters Isn't Gold by Lurid

Rated: 1st-2nd Years • 10 Reviews
Summary: Nicholas Flamel has called on his most trusted friend to his château in Paris to help him in his time of need – Albus Dumbledore.



Nicholas has something terrible to ask of Albus, something only Albus would be able to help with, a matter concerning his wife.

Winner of the Winter HHWP!!

Malicious Intentions by Lurid

Rated: 3rd-5th Years • 161 Reviews
Summary: This story follows the Trio, Bill Fleur and Ginny after Hogwarts, Engagements and Marriages... and children. Bill and Fleur's daughter Millie is haunted at Hogwarts by her younger sister. The only “abnormal” thing about this haunting? She was believed dead … but is most definitely alive.


Understanding Halle by Lurid

Rated: 1st-2nd Years • 5 Reviews
Summary: The Story So Far…

Young Wendy Weasley is working for Lord Voldemort and after failing to kidnap her sister Millie, Wendy has entered the Gryffindor common room, and has set it alight. The damage done was so extensive that the common room had to be closed for repairs, and the other houses – Slytherin, Hufflepuff and Ravenclaw – are currently hosting those resorted into different houses.

This One-Shot follows Halle Weasley’s thoughts as she sits in a bed high up in Ravenclaw common room. Halle goes through a stage of reminiscing, and determines exactly what impacted upon her life as a child to make the fierce, loyal and proud Gryffindor she is today.

An entrant to the July/July Challenge - Autobiography.












Contemplating Love by Lurid

Rated: 1st-2nd Years • 12 Reviews
Summary: June/July Challenge 3: A Great Love.



Halle Weasley, plain, boring, brown-haired Halle Weasley suddenly feels all alone in the world, despite the new addition to her family.



Can one friend make all the difference as together they contemplate the different kinds of love?

By Lurid of Ravenclaw House.

The Hogwarts Gauntlet Maze - Aberforth Style! by Lurid

Rated: 1st-2nd Years • 5 Reviews
Summary: A mysterious letter arrives at the Hogs Head in the wee early hours of the morning. Enter – Aberforth Dumbledore, Goat Master extraordinaire! Showing determination, courage, and aided by his faithful goat Chuck, Aberforth attempts the Hogwarts Gauntlet Maze in a twisting, turning, tumbling and churning adventure.



By Lurid of Ravenclaw House.


Self Analysis by Lurid

Rated: 3rd-5th Years • 24 Reviews
Summary: Hermione piles it on, encourages it all, welcomes the workload. But when she suddenly cracks in favour of things to better fulfill her life, what happens to the work?


What happens when it all falls part, and life just becomes too much to bear?

The Potters and The Blacks, a Family Torn Apart ... by Lurid

Rated: 1st-2nd Years • 15 Reviews
Summary: A One-Shot written based on the events that happened that fateful Halloween night. This particular Fic was written when I was in Year 7 for an English "Harry Potter Book Review" task, and is now on the screens of your computers three years later. (Pre-OotP)